AUDIENCE FOR: Rupert

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Comments

[agleam]

I wanted to get to know you

[guestservices]

Ah.
Well. We are just here to be employees - I can't say we're all that exciting.

[agleam]

Well I bet we could be friends by the end of this anyways!

[guestservices]

And if I say I'm not much the type to make friends?

[agleam]

Well first off I would ask why

[guestservices]

I don't really find friends to be necessary.

[agleam]

I mean sure I guess you won't die without them but

It's nice to have people to talk to right? And spend time with?

[guestservices]

Some, I suppose. Though, those I spend time with of my own volition...
Well, that isn't talk for work, so to speak.
We can be friends if you'd like, Mr. Rupert.

[agleam]

Huh? Why not?

That sounds nice though!! I'd like that

[guestservices]

I'd hate to make you blush.

[agleam]

Let's talk about something else immediately

[guestservices]

Ha.

How is your experience treating you so far? Have you made yourself quite comfortable?

[agleam]

I mean not really none of us want to be here

But that's not on you

Unless it is I still haven't figured that part out yet

[guestservices]

We just work here, so, no, it isn't "on us".

[agleam]

I mean you don't have to work here do you

But anyways that's besides the point

[guestservices]

I don't mind it.
And it is a bit besides the point.

[agleam]

You should probably mind being involved in something like this

[guestservices]

Perhaps.

[agleam]

I feel like if our situations were reversed you would probably want me to mind it

[guestservices]

Maybe.
Then again, I'm not so much the friendly type. It may have been a different approach.

[agleam]

What kind of approach?

[guestservices]

Not one so nice.
I prefer not to think in hypotheticals.

[agleam]

Yeah well

I don't really see what I could gain from being mean to you guys

[guestservices]

That's one way to put it.
You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.

[agleam]

Well I'm not even thinking about what I can get out of you or anything

Just, I'm kind of already thinking you guys probably aren't behind all of this

I don't think we'd be meeting you this early if that were the case