AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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Comments

[decaptych]

You don't like talking. It would be easy to not allow contact.

[guestservices]

Then lucky for all of you that I don't speak on behalf of every staff member, some of who bizarrely do enjoy socializing, and that whether I like it or not, I do have a job to do. Can't really have Virgo working overtime alone.

[decaptych]

This isn't the hotel. Why are you responsible for those that already died?

[guestservices]

Did you want for us to completely cut off contact?

[decaptych]

This isn't about me.

[guestservices]

I mean, I assume you're trying to gather info for your own purposes, so it kind of is?

[decaptych]

If you don't care, and it isn't in your job description, then there's no reason for you to bother.

[ Me like I feel kinda bad for these awkward interactions but then I remember YJH is in this game ]

[guestservices]

I just told you that it actually is part of our jobs.

[decaptych]

...Are you even paid?

[ Job this job that... ]

[guestservices]

Well, you can assume we're not doing this for nothing.

[decaptych]

[ Hangs up again.

Okay no not yet my desire to actually tag wins out over my temptation to do that. ]

And what are we meant to do here, exactly.

[ Since the weird dumb bear wanted us to find his keys maybe there is some objective......... ]

[guestservices]

Chill. Hang out. Bond over dying or murdering. Do whatever Virgo tells you to, within reason, so they're appeased and become less of a pain in our ass.

Sounds like you guys haven't exactly been idle, anyway. One of your fellow dead could probably fill you in.

[decaptych]

Chill . . .

[ He says this like he doesn't even know what that means. Virgo? They have to listen to Virgo??? Thank god this is temporary because Kai would just simply stab Virgo. ]

...What if it isn't in reason.

[guestservices]

Eh. Then feel free to tell Virgo to screw off. I don't take any responsibility for their reaction, though.

[decaptych]

That doesn't sound like it's 'appeasing'.

[guestservices]

[dryly,]

Hey, even I'm not enough of an asshole to say that if Virgo tells you to jump, you should ask "how high?"

The worst that'll happen is that Virgo'll try to vore you, probably.

[decaptych]

[ Thank god (?) that Lup explained vore to Aikawa (?) so that he already technically has this information (???) and therefore doesn't need to go down the rabbit hole of asking Lepus wtf vore is (?????) ]

...

List the punishments involved with murdering a staff member.

[guestservices]

I would correct that to an attempted murder, because more likely than not, you'll get your ass kicked.

[decaptych]

List them regardless.

[ Apparently now it's on the table because of vore. ]

[guestservices]

Bodily harm against your person, for starters.

[decaptych]

The extent?

[guestservices]

Depends on how far you get in your murder attempt.

[decaptych]

[ That's enough. Hangs up again. ]

[guestservices]

[goodbye forever]