AUDIENCE FOR: Aikawa

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Comments

[decaptych]

Chill . . .

[ He says this like he doesn't even know what that means. Virgo? They have to listen to Virgo??? Thank god this is temporary because Kai would just simply stab Virgo. ]

...What if it isn't in reason.

[guestservices]

Eh. Then feel free to tell Virgo to screw off. I don't take any responsibility for their reaction, though.

[decaptych]

That doesn't sound like it's 'appeasing'.

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[dryly,]

Hey, even I'm not enough of an asshole to say that if Virgo tells you to jump, you should ask "how high?"

The worst that'll happen is that Virgo'll try to vore you, probably.

[decaptych]

[ Thank god (?) that Lup explained vore to Aikawa (?) so that he already technically has this information (???) and therefore doesn't need to go down the rabbit hole of asking Lepus wtf vore is (?????) ]

...

List the punishments involved with murdering a staff member.

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I would correct that to an attempted murder, because more likely than not, you'll get your ass kicked.

[decaptych]

List them regardless.

[ Apparently now it's on the table because of vore. ]

[guestservices]

Bodily harm against your person, for starters.

[decaptych]

The extent?

[guestservices]

Depends on how far you get in your murder attempt.

[decaptych]

[ That's enough. Hangs up again. ]

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[goodbye forever]