AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

[guestservices]

mostly void, partially stars.

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week 0, thursday

[guestservices]

[re: ring ring]

banana phone?

[evocationary]

oh good someone else has some culture
hello
tell me about yourself i'm on a quest

[guestservices]

well met lup! or whatever
funny little quest youve got there
im aquarius, guest relations, you already saw my line about suite dreams so pardon me for sleeping on the opportunity to come up with something better

[evocationary]

oh
you're all about puns
good to know

what does guest relations mean like
you're just like hey guests! what's up!

[guestservices]

sometimes they just happen
sometimes you start something and you have to keep it up for appearances haha
but yeah something like that
so hey, whats up?
hows your stay so far? we didnt talk yesterday
guest relations really is just about checking in and making sure guests are taken care
different than complaints btw

[evocationary]

oh yeah no don't worry i already gave gemini my list of complaints
anyway that's fair
you start a bit and then that bit is part of your brand and then suddenly you're from another universe and you're known as the crab pope


my stay has been fine despite the kidnapping and knifenapping
i like the kitchen

[guestservices]

sounds about right
maybe not so much about the crab pope but same concept
youve made yourself pretty comfortable there
cant do much for your knifenalling thoughknifenapping okay fine

[evocationary]

hahahaha me too bud

[sometimes you just give up]

kitchen makes me happy
so i am waiting for the inevitable murder to take place there

[guestservices]

oh a realist...
cant say much about inevitable murder since thats not up to us
think thats what its coming down to?

[evocationary]

i'd like to think otherwise but
i don't know.

you run one of these things once and you get an idea of what people are like when important shit is on the line.

[guestservices]

[they don't reply immediately.]

guest relations also includes listening to our guests
would you like to talk more about it?

[evocationary]

i guess
there's not much to talk about
i just know it took next to nothing to make people kill each other in mine

all we had to do was push a little
and that wasn't even for people we care about
it was for a desire.

[guestservices]

i guess its because people are sometimes selfish and dont always think about their consequences
just how theyre feeling at the time

[evocationary]

well
can't really blame them for working on feelings

i was willing to kill like thirty people for one person so it's not like i'm any better! haha.

[guestservices]

[another pause.]

maybe we should talk about something else

[evocationary]

hitting a little too close to home?

sure i'm game
what's your favorite food

[guestservices]

uh
not picky i guess
i kind of eat whatevers available at the time
an answer like that probably drives a chef crazy

[evocationary]

little bit
it's fine at least it's not like cloud "i would eat a rock probably" strife

i'll come up with something good
what about favorite color?

[guestservices]

youd be amazed how effective eating a rock can be sometimes
dark i guess?
cant say id like my food to be that color though
burnt isnt really my taste

[evocationary]

SORRY
SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY YOU ARE FINE WITH EATING ROCKS

[guestservices]

no
i said youd be amazed how affective eating a rock can be sometimes
never said i personally eat them
goodness, so presumptuous

[evocationary]

you are complicit in rock eating crimes
you're under arrest

[guestservices]

what are you the food police?

[evocationary]

YES, ACTUALLY

[guestservices]

then you can call me an outlaw