AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

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Comments

[guestservices]

i guess its because people are sometimes selfish and dont always think about their consequences
just how theyre feeling at the time

[evocationary]

well
can't really blame them for working on feelings

i was willing to kill like thirty people for one person so it's not like i'm any better! haha.

[guestservices]

[another pause.]

maybe we should talk about something else

[evocationary]

hitting a little too close to home?

sure i'm game
what's your favorite food

[guestservices]

uh
not picky i guess
i kind of eat whatevers available at the time
an answer like that probably drives a chef crazy

[evocationary]

little bit
it's fine at least it's not like cloud "i would eat a rock probably" strife

i'll come up with something good
what about favorite color?

[guestservices]

youd be amazed how effective eating a rock can be sometimes
dark i guess?
cant say id like my food to be that color though
burnt isnt really my taste

[evocationary]

SORRY
SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY YOU ARE FINE WITH EATING ROCKS

[guestservices]

no
i said youd be amazed how affective eating a rock can be sometimes
never said i personally eat them
goodness, so presumptuous

[evocationary]

you are complicit in rock eating crimes
you're under arrest

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what are you the food police?

[evocationary]

YES, ACTUALLY

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then you can call me an outlaw

[evocationary]

do you have a hat
yeehaw

[guestservices]

yippee ki yay
i may or may not have a hat
in some cultures hats are highly coveted

[evocationary]

its true!
one time we landed on a world that was centered around trading hats
the more hats you had the richer you were
buckwild

[guestservices]

ha
who would have thought theyd be a hot commodity?

[evocationary]

right
anyway i haven't let you off the hook for rock eating
points to my yees points to yours
eyes

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your yees

[evocationary]

i can't believe this
i am being oppressed

[guestservices]

you literally called me a rock eater
i dont want to hear about oppression from you

[evocationary]

you implied rocks are fine to eat don't blame me for your crimes

[guestservices]

first of all
still didnt imply i eat rocks
second of all isnt salt technically a rock?

[evocationary]

no you implied that they are effective as food

SALT ISNT FOOD ITS A SPACE
SPICE

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you are really, really passionate about this