VALET.

[guestservices]

VALET

Today, when Lup is in her bedroom, she will receive a message on her typewriter.

Dear esteemed guest, congratulations on winning our raffle. The grand prize: a way out of this place.
No, not really. As if you'd be that lucky. Hope you're not afraid of heights.

Immediately after she finishes reading the message, a trap door opens underneath her, plunging her into the darkness. When she wakes up at the bottom (?), bones miraculously not broken, she will find herself in a room.

It's a room that she won't have seen before, small and dimly lit. Its appearance is utterly generic, almost empty save for the sofa chair Lup landed in, a coffee table; a lantern on said table along with a box of office supplies and YOU TRIED stickers; a box of keys; and a sofa chair across from her on the other side.

Lepus is lounging on the latter chair, the very picture of casual. They glance over at her.

"Congrats on not dying. This is going to suck for you, so let's get it over with."

They push the box of keys over at Lup, which will allow her to see that each key has the name of a guest at the hotel. Furthermore, Lepus tosses over a paper at her. It reads PARTICIPATION CONTRACT: ADDENDUM.

"Go ahead and sign it. You don't have much of a choice here, after all."

RULES

1. Once a week, the Valet will be called on to carry out duties on behalf of the other guests.
2. They will be able to do both of the following:

2A. Choose the keys of two possible targets. One of them will, at RANDOM, be selected; the Valet will not be informed of which one, though they may be able to determine once the relevant day has passed. If the selected target is targeted for death on Thursday night, they will be granted life at a later time.

2B. Choose the keys of two possible targets. One of them will, at RANDOM, be selected; the Valet will not be informed of which one, though they may be able to determine once the relevant day has passed. If the selected target is voted at trial to be executed, they will be granted life at a later time.

3. Note that these keys are replicas, cannot be removed from the room, and will not grant the Valet actual access to the guests' rooms.
4. The Valet is not to disclose that they are performing these duties. Discussing them with anyone other than authorized Hotel Staff will be considered breach of contract and will result in the death of MILES EDGEWORTH.

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█ LOCATIONS █ STATUSES █ PROFILES █ AUDIENCES
█ REPORTING █ PRIVATE CONVOS █ MURDER

Comments

[guestservices]

Until check-out, yeah.

[evocationary]

Dumb. [lays on the couch]

God, I wish I could ask you more about things. [...] I was just thinking about how weird it is that Miles is my extra hostage, I guess.

That's all I'm saying, it's just weird.

[guestservices]

[they shrug.]

Provided nothing goes wrong, he'll be safe come check-out time.

[evocationary]

[in a very dramatic way:] I'm gonna beef it at the finish line. I just fall over and die right before I get there and then everything is ruined forever.

[guestservices]

[a snort]

Haha. Then, as they say, sucks to suck.

[anyway]

You're getting there. Just gotta make it through this week.

[evocationary]

Sucks to suck!

[don't just agree]

That's all this has been. Getting through week to week. [...] Am I ever going to get to know your name?

[guestservices]

[they shrug.]

I know you've all seen the contracts.

[evocationary]

That's true, but it feels more polite to like, ask.

[guestservices]

I'm pretty used to people getting my name from elsewhere whether or not I give it out even before this place, so honestly, manners are wasted on me.

[evocationary]

I probably shouldn't say it, though.

[guestservices]

Then Lepus is fine. Call me whatever—I'm not too attached to names.