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πŸ›Ž ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote2022-04-26 04:32 pm
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HOUSEKEEPER.






HOUSEKEEPER


Today, when Harrowhark is in her bedroom, she will receive a message on her typewriter.
You didn't think you'd just get to laze around all day, did you? Get up. You've got a job to do.

Immediately after she finishes reading the message, she will feel compelled to walk into the elevator, inside which a shadowy elevator attendant appears as a guide. Once she arrives at the destination, she will find herself in a room.

It looks vaguely like a combination of office and supply closet, with shelves against one wall that have a variety of labeled boxes on them - "Cleaning Supplies," "Linens," "Poisons," "Uniforms," and so on. Normal stuff. Along the other wall, there is a desk with ink, a quill, some papers, and a few binders. Two chairs are in font of it, in case Harrowhark would like to take a seat.

Vulpecula is standing by the entrance, their arms crossed, and they give a little huff as she passes through the entryway.

"About time. Okay, let's make this quick, before anyone notices you're gone."

They procure a few pages that are bound together, then flip to the very last one and hold it out to her. It's labeled PARTICIPATION CONTRACT: ADDENDUM.

"Read this over and familiarize yourself with it. This isn't a negotiation, so you'll either sign it or you won't - but if you won't, you might not like what happens next."

RULES
1. Once a week, after at least one murder has been committed but before the discovery of the victim (or victims), you will perform housekeeping duties.
2. These duties will be performed in exchange for THE BODY's safety. If these duties are not performed, THE BODY shall be wiped from existence.
3. Prior to the murder(s), you will choose three (3) guests whose personal rooms you will visit. This choice will be communicated to Vulpecula, who will ensure that you are granted access to these rooms.
4. On Thursday night, you will be responsible for searching your three chosen rooms for any evidence that the occupant may have committed a murder. Any such evidence must be deposited in the housekeeper's cart in the Housekeeping Room.
5. You must select a minimum of one belonging from each room to put into the housekeeper's cart, whether evidence of a murder is found or not. You may select more than one item from each room if you wish.
6. Once you have made your selections, be sure to clean the rooms thoroughly, change out the linens, and make the beds. Be sure to include a mint on the pillow. Customer service is key!
7. You may encounter a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on one or more doors in the course of your duties. If that is the case, you will not be able to enter, but will still be given credit for performing your duty in that room.
8. You are not to disclose that you are performing these duties. Discussing them with anyone other than authorized Hotel Staff will be considered breach of contract and will result in the destruction of THE BODY.



outsidebones: (eyebrows)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's in a good mood today!]

Good morning, Vulpecula. How are you?
outsidebones: (πŸ’€ sphenoid)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We are.

[but frowning slightly.]

...Are you alright?
outsidebones: (and to make things less weird)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
outsidebones: (πŸ’€ lamellae)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...If you're certain.

[hmm.]

I suppose I ought to check in - am I still limited to only speaking to Lup? Is there anything I ought to be doing to find the other...I assume two? The gravedigger and the telephone-director, perhaps?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh! she'll poke her pen in her cheek to draw her own blood and sign it!]
outsidebones: (by a demon that)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm sure I cannot tell them about Lup, but am I allowed to mention I'm aware of why it happened?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But I would be risking her contract, and she mine. Understood.

Would I be permitted to say something along the lines of...I suspect the burying people on Thursdays, the phone calls, and the returning people to life are being done by a role like mine, but it is only conjecture? I only ask because I imagine whoever I speak to will most likely be curious.

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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-13 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Shinobu
Dimitri
Tsurumaru
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
This has been such a bad night she was buried in a grave and now a guy she thinks is pretty nice has murdered.

She will put the clothing in the housekeeping cart.

She will look at Shinobu's clothes and shoes and Tsurumaru's clothes and shoes ig, and she will see if Shinobu still has the knife Dimitri gave her last week - under her bed or in her closet or in her desk or anything.
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-07-15 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. She can't bear to steal underwear from Shinobu so she will instead take one kimono from each of Shinobu and Tsurumaru.