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Today, when when Claude is just going about his business, he will suddenly feel a hand close around his arm and will find himself yanked into a room at random. The door shuts behind him with a sharp SLAM!

When he looks around, he'll find himself in a nondescript room in the mansion. It's got a table and two chairs in the center of the room, with three wrapped packages sitting on the desk. Each one of them has a different tag on it, but what the tag says is hard to tell from the distance.

Standing in front of him is Virgo, who lets go of his arm and gestures at the chairs.

"Sit down. You want something to do, don't you? So I came up with something for you this week."

Virgo then takes a seat in the chair on the other side of the table and puts rudely their feet up on it, accidentally nudging one of the packages. After a moment, they chuckle to themselves.

"Just watching fucking sucks! So we're going to spice things up a little, hahahaha. Pick one of these things and then give me three names! Of the living fuckers, no one here. And none of the hotel staff either! I'll make sure it gets to one of the three people you pick. Probably. Hahahaha..."

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Comments

[guestservices]

Yes, I am aware of that.

[a beat.]

...from reading your file.

[everyone, probably: virgo can read?]

[shaft]

[ help ]

Oh really... Have you found it true to life? For the most part?

[guestservices]

[they shrug]

It seems mostly accurate.

[shaft]

...

Tch.

[guestservices]

"Tch"?

[they sound amused]

[shaft]

It takes a little fun out of getting to know one another if my secrets have already been revealed...

[guestservices]

[something about that makes them giggle]

[shaft]

[ shakes are you flayn ]

I see my sorrows bring you joy...

[guestservices]

[they're virgo?]

Oh, I would not say that, exactly...

[shaft]

How would you describe it then?

[ :T ]

[guestservices]

You are simply amusing, is all.

[shaft]

I'm glad that I could amuse you, Virgo.

[ lays his head on the table ]

Am I allowed to nap in here?

[guestservices]

...I suppose I cannot stop you.

[shaft]

Feel free to join in. I'm sure you could use a rest.

[guestservices]

[they shake their head]

I do not particularly want to nap.

[shaft]

You'll just watch me?

[guestservices]

...that would be a bit creepy. Perhaps I will simply leave after you have fallen asleep.

[shaft]

[ gives them an amused look ]

I feel like a child whose mother is waiting for them to sleep.

[guestservices]

...perhaps I will leave right now, actually.

[they stand up from their chair.]

[shaft]

[ he laughs ]

Take care, Virgo. And thanks for the conversation.

[guestservices]

[they don't seem to know what to say for a few moments




and then they just shrug and walk out the door]