unbested: (mornin' larry)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we— we can do that, right?

[ looks to cloud for confirmation... ]

Everyone's always said distracting things is easy for me!

[ no, they say you're easily distracted by things. ]
skyagain: (155)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just nods at Sebastian, face blank ]

Sure. You're very distracting. [ that's not what he said, but he'll also nod at sen because what are they gonna do, go back. no. he's here to watch family drama and have potential regrets. ]
unbested: (wow these are REALLY cheap sets)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[




trying to process all of this... ]


...Wait, you're a vase?
skyagain: (167)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my GOD Sebastian you cannot just ask people if they're vases!!! ]

We'll handle it.
unbested: (crank the molly hatchet and let's roll)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool...???

[ well, okay.

he does not actually have a plan here and just trusts in his ability to be distracting, so he will walk out there into the other spirit's line of sight and pretend to be delayed in noticing her because of his intense interest in one of these trees. ]


O-oh, hi there! Didn't think anyone else would be out here, haha!
skyagain: (150)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so no fighting???? throws cellphone to the ground

cloud isn't quite sure how to be distracting without fighting somewhere so he'll follow sebastian's lead! and sebastian in general!

then he immediately regrets doing that when sebastian opens his mouth ]


... Yeah, hi.

[ this is never going to work. ]
unbested: (beethoven's 5th just can't get started)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa!! U-um, we're travelers, and, uh.................................

[ crap he's so bad at lying ]

H-he hurt his ankle, so! We came here to, um, get some leaves? For medicine?
skyagain: (69)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god why did he let sebastian do this. his ankle is clearly bandaged already. he shoots him a Look. if she asks what kind of medicine they are BOTH fucked, and there is a TREE coming for them any time soon, so: ]

We're passing through the village and noticed the hostility. We wanted to talk to you, get to know your side of things. Never seen a village ostracize anyone for a good reason.

[ he says, blatantly ignoring that she is ready and willing to hit them with a fucking tree right now. ... and also just so he is not outright calling sebastian a liar: ]

... But we didn't follow you here or anything. He wanted to look for... medicine.

[ this is believable ]
unbested: (i waited at denny's)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god why did you have to go and make him sound even more suspicious!!!! ]

But... I heard there was this plant that you could grind up that helped with pain and itching and stuff? Um, I think the leaves are supposed to look like...

[ just draws a three-leaf poison ivy thing in the air with his baton... AGAIN, THANK GOD HE CAME EQUIPPED WITH THIS ]
skyagain: (150)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if he looks at ren with the air of someone who is long suffering their travel companion will she believe them. because he is not lying with that air. ]

... He hit his head recently.

[ will this help ]
unbested: (eugh shouldn't have filed that sandwich)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this isn't fair, he only got the cliff notes of the cliff notes of this stupid plan!!! ]

THOSE AREN'T THE RIGHT LEAVES!!!

[ he is going DOWN with this LEAF STORY

anyway he makes an attempt to dodge the flying tree and rolls an 11. he's not impressing anyone with either his lying or tree dodging today. ]
skyagain: (pic#15751808)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH MY GOD ]

Wait! [ WHY ISN'T HE ALLOWED TO FIGHT HER THIS IS HELL he is going to try to stop her with words... ONCE and he thinks of his backstory real quick ] I know he's an idiot, but he's just nervous and afraid. He's been accompanying me on dangerous stunts ever since I saved his life, but that hasn't made him brave. He's not a threat, I promise. Look at him.

[ GESTURES AT SEBASTIAN, POSSIBLY CRUSHED UNDER A TREE ]
unbested: (um i somehow swallowed the knife)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ COOL HE DEFINITELY NEEDED THIS WHEN HE'S ALREADY AMBIGUOUSLY CONCUSSED. he gets knocked over by this tree and now he's probably got BARK AND TWIG SCRAPES and he just looks offended and sad as he tries to get back on his feet with a little less balance than he had earlier. ]

Hey...!!
skyagain: (134)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ shut up Sebastian he is trying to save your life. he grimaces because that is a fucking BLEAK view of humans. a relatable and understandable one but one that is hard to argue with. ]

... I'm the sole survivor of my village. I was on my own for a long time before he decided to stick around. He helps with handling... other people. I've never been good at them.

[ I mean he wasn't demonstrating amazing people skills right this second so cloud will add, reluctantly; ]

... Humans might like using one another, but they're not meant to be completely isolated. I... prefer his presence to total solitude as I travel.

[ at least he didn't go insane walking around in the void of time since he could complain with someone but also, this is horrible, he hates this, this is the worst thing that's going to happen to him this cyoa. having to say he DOESNT want to be totally on his own? horrid. ]
unbested: (but i disappointed him)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not—

[ he winces and bites his lip as he tries to come back closer to cloud. is she even going to want to listen to him or is she just going to uproot another tree. ]

I... My parents abandoned me a really long time ago, so... it's not like I don't know that. But I'm still here, because even if a lot of people are kind of terrible, there are ones who are nice too. Like, he didn't have to save me, but he did.

...Even though all I've been that good for lately is getting hit by things.
skyagain: (170)

[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ feels a little hypocritical to defend people being good inside while helping ren's sister turn her back into a vase. anyway he is just going to casually step in front of Sebastian now that he's close by so he does not get hit with a tree while he is trying to talk her into believing people can be good. ]

... Spend all your life trying to avoid getting hurt by others, you'll just be the one hurting yourself instead. [ he shrugs ] Might as well have some moments that are worth it between all that.

[ man he wonders how pissed Ren is gonna be when she is turned into a vase mid emotional talk ]
unbested: (no fair guys i lost my moon boots)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! No! I didn't even know that was a thing!!

[ and he had NOTHING against vase spirits until you decided to do THIS!

anyway, cloud is shielding him but this tree is coming at both of them so they both need to move and he rolls a 3 and does a shitty ass job of moving himself regardless.

he truly is the best at getting hit by wooden projectiles this week. ]

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