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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if he looks at ren with the air of someone who is long suffering their travel companion will she believe them. because he is not lying with that air. ]

... He hit his head recently.

[ will this help ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this isn't fair, he only got the cliff notes of the cliff notes of this stupid plan!!! ]

THOSE AREN'T THE RIGHT LEAVES!!!

[ he is going DOWN with this LEAF STORY

anyway he makes an attempt to dodge the flying tree and rolls an 11. he's not impressing anyone with either his lying or tree dodging today. ]
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH MY GOD ]

Wait! [ WHY ISN'T HE ALLOWED TO FIGHT HER THIS IS HELL he is going to try to stop her with words... ONCE and he thinks of his backstory real quick ] I know he's an idiot, but he's just nervous and afraid. He's been accompanying me on dangerous stunts ever since I saved his life, but that hasn't made him brave. He's not a threat, I promise. Look at him.

[ GESTURES AT SEBASTIAN, POSSIBLY CRUSHED UNDER A TREE ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ COOL HE DEFINITELY NEEDED THIS WHEN HE'S ALREADY AMBIGUOUSLY CONCUSSED. he gets knocked over by this tree and now he's probably got BARK AND TWIG SCRAPES and he just looks offended and sad as he tries to get back on his feet with a little less balance than he had earlier. ]

Hey...!!
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ shut up Sebastian he is trying to save your life. he grimaces because that is a fucking BLEAK view of humans. a relatable and understandable one but one that is hard to argue with. ]

... I'm the sole survivor of my village. I was on my own for a long time before he decided to stick around. He helps with handling... other people. I've never been good at them.

[ I mean he wasn't demonstrating amazing people skills right this second so cloud will add, reluctantly; ]

... Humans might like using one another, but they're not meant to be completely isolated. I... prefer his presence to total solitude as I travel.

[ at least he didn't go insane walking around in the void of time since he could complain with someone but also, this is horrible, he hates this, this is the worst thing that's going to happen to him this cyoa. having to say he DOESNT want to be totally on his own? horrid. ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not—

[ he winces and bites his lip as he tries to come back closer to cloud. is she even going to want to listen to him or is she just going to uproot another tree. ]

I... My parents abandoned me a really long time ago, so... it's not like I don't know that. But I'm still here, because even if a lot of people are kind of terrible, there are ones who are nice too. Like, he didn't have to save me, but he did.

...Even though all I've been that good for lately is getting hit by things.
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ feels a little hypocritical to defend people being good inside while helping ren's sister turn her back into a vase. anyway he is just going to casually step in front of Sebastian now that he's close by so he does not get hit with a tree while he is trying to talk her into believing people can be good. ]

... Spend all your life trying to avoid getting hurt by others, you'll just be the one hurting yourself instead. [ he shrugs ] Might as well have some moments that are worth it between all that.

[ man he wonders how pissed Ren is gonna be when she is turned into a vase mid emotional talk ]
unbested: (no fair guys i lost my moon boots)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What?! No! I didn't even know that was a thing!!

[ and he had NOTHING against vase spirits until you decided to do THIS!

anyway, cloud is shielding him but this tree is coming at both of them so they both need to move and he rolls a 3 and does a shitty ass job of moving himself regardless.

he truly is the best at getting hit by wooden projectiles this week. ]
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cloud rolls a 12 to dodge roll out of the way with his busted ankle, and he'd have dragged sebastian with him normally but apparently he was very determined to get hit by a tree

thanks sebastian ]


That's not what we want! What's the point of curing one or two humans by killing spirits? The rest of you will just fall into despair, like you're doing right now! Number of fiends doesn't go down at all! It's stupid!

[ GESTURES ANGRILY HE WANTS TO TAKE OUT HIS SWORD SO BAD AAAA ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh... unclear if he actually saw the thank you because he's pinned under a tree, but he heard what sen said, and it sounded sweet.

and now he's just. going to try to crawl out from under this thing. ]


It worked...?
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cloud is going to go move the tree a little to. help sebastian. crawl out. once that's done he will go ... grab the vase... he guesses ]

Yeah, I guess. Now we... bury the vase.

[ there is a long pause ]

Maybe we should've told her the future is an apocalyptic nightmare.

[ IT'S A BIT LATE FOR THAT NOW anyway is there anywhere to get a fucking shovel ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks...

[ gets up and brushes himself off and then COOL LOVE THOSE GROWLS. UGH WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!! ]

Can you like, dig really fast with your sword or something?? Should we just take them somewhere else? Why didn't we stop for a shovel on the way here...
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't dig deep enough before the fiends get here. [ like, yes, he could dig, but they are ten feet from the village and the vase would be uncovered by some rain. soooo. he SHOVES THE FUCKING VASE IN HIS ARMS ] Next time this happens, we'll do a pit stop at the shovel store, but for now we need to go, fast. Don't drop that vase, whatever you do.

[ anyway ummm what if they just go very fast in the OPPOSITE direction of where the growling came from! asking for a friend, the friend is me ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
O-okay—

[ WELL HE'S RUNNING BUT HE ROLLED A FUCKING 1 SO I GUESS HE'S JUST IMMEDIATELY TRIPPING OVER A ROOT TO MAKE IT EXTRA EASY FOR THIS FIEND, HEAVEN PROTECT THIS VASE ]
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well cloud is taking the sword out to block (presses square fastly!!!) but he only got a 7 so maybe it is not that fastly. more importantly, he sees sebastian eat shit and he thinks, my god, ren was right. ]

Sebastian!

[ screaming his name does nothing this is just a jrpg trope ]
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[personal profile] unbested 2022-07-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh thank fuck ]

I-it's still safe!

[ somehow??? don't ask questions

anyway, HE'S RUNNING with the vase in his arms again, but he's very much not in peak condition right now, so he rolls a 7 and takes an attack for the team (the vase team) while the vase remains whole under the lord's protection. ]
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[personal profile] skyagain 2022-07-12 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
This vase is luckier than we are!

[ thank fuck this vase is made of indestructommia or whatever the fuck

cloud was so worried about the vase that he takes the hit to his side, which i am putting on the same as his ankle for hilarity, and he winces and goes "ow" as his hp goes -500

it's fine, he has a lot of hp, so he rallies himself up and swings his giant ass sword at the fiend with a 17 to get it off and probably Dead before taking off after sebastian so he can maybe try to protect him from the next fiend attack and not lose the vase ]

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