[The dude is absolutely trying to shoot his shot again. At least it's keeping the woman distracted while Jason goes to buy another ticket for Bradley, who unfortunately has not yet proven his art nerd credentials and so she doesn't find him attractive.
People are whispering about this weirdo who brought a rifle to the museum.]
What's up, Big Bro? If you were any later, we might have missed our appointment for the gun.
[Bradley, your fucking NRA allegiance is going to get them in trouble. Jason is sticking to the story that the rifle is here to be donated, so everyone else can kiss their asses. He will be nice and pay for Bradley to get back in.
And he really watches this guy try again with the woman, wow. He may save her in a moment, but they have some keys to try first.]
[People will look away once Jason gives his story, which is probably a good thing as Bradley whips out a bunch of keys. Jingle jingle. The poor idiot guy continues to try and whoo the woman over, espousing about how that twunkish hunk is probably terrible in bed.]
[Wow. That's a lot of keys. He immediately looks up and around, putting his hand over them to get Bradley to hide them again. For some reason, he is not a fan of this criminal activity, but it's fine.
Keep thinking about how they are the burglars now.]
See if one of them works for Ben. Let me hold your rifle. I'll keep an eye out.
[This feels like Ben will double-cross them. What's the situation looking like over by the clock? Crowded...? Security?]
[It doesn't look too crowded. There are a few people in the area, as well as security guards who are still eyeing that gun, but no one's directly by Ben's case, at least.
Ben is hovering above the clock, waving at them like HEWWO.]
Try Ben. Be careful, don't let anyone see you. I'll take care of security.
[This sounds ominous, but he is a fine, upstanding vigilante sort of guy. So he will approach the guards since they are keeping an eye on the gun. He stands in a way that forces them to look away from Bradley's direction.]
Yo. My family has a pretty historic and famous rifle we're trying to put in the museum. Someone said to get an appointment with the big guy, you've got to go through his assistant. Know how I do that?
[The guards inform Jason that he should go to the info desk for that.
Bradley is arguably not that subtle trying out a bunch of jingly keys, but at least everyone leaves him alone. One of the keys works, and the case opens! Yay. Ben is wiggling in nervousness and excitement.]
[He does not look in Bradley's direction even when the case gets opened. Bold of them to think he will go to the info desk where he can get information.
He shows them the rifle instead.]
What do you think? [This may incite a punch from him (no).] Look like it could be in a museum to you?
[Damn, please be impressed by his fake big brother's magical artifact? What's a guy got to do around here for people to be impressed by his long, pointy, sharp and shooty?]
It's fine. I know my way around our family's gun. Just showing it to see what you guys thought. A little hard for the average person to tell how powerful it is, I know.
[Well. There are two of them, so he probably can't get the second one in time. But he's going to raise the rifle and try to fucking knock one of these guards out by hitting the min the back of the head with the butt of it.
This is not the crime-filled life he wanted to live.
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[He motions with the rifle.] Back up. Keep backing up. Don't stop backing up until I say to stop. [He's really holding this dude at gun point in front of God and everyone. It's fine.
He is going to wait until the guard is far enough back that he can
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Please let him in, he has so many keys and absolutely no money FOR SOME REASON.
He is just waiting by the... Registers? How do museums work? Let him in. ]
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People are whispering about this weirdo who brought a rifle to the museum.]
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[Bradley, your fucking NRA allegiance is going to get them in trouble. Jason is sticking to the story that the rifle is here to be donated, so everyone else can kiss their asses. He will be nice and pay for Bradley to get back in.
And he really watches this guy try again with the woman, wow. He may save her in a moment, but they have some keys to try first.]
What'd you find upstairs?
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[ This is his magical artifact, even if it doesn't function magically right now. This gun goes with him everywhere.
Anyway, he goes in and pulls out the keys he's stolen somewhere discrete. ]
Buncha hoity-toity rich people shit and a ton of keys.
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Keep thinking about how they are the burglars now.]
See if one of them works for Ben. Let me hold your rifle. I'll keep an eye out.
[This feels like Ben will double-cross them. What's the situation looking like over by the clock? Crowded...? Security?]
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He holds his rifle out but also: ]
If anything happens to this, I'll never forgive you.
[ Back to looking at Ben's box. Does it look crowded now, or have people started filtering out? ]
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Ben is hovering above the clock, waving at them like HEWWO.]
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Try Ben. Be careful, don't let anyone see you. I'll take care of security.
[This sounds ominous, but he is a fine, upstanding vigilante sort of guy. So he will approach the guards since they are keeping an eye on the gun. He stands in a way that forces them to look away from Bradley's direction.]
Yo. My family has a pretty historic and famous rifle we're trying to put in the museum. Someone said to get an appointment with the big guy, you've got to go through his assistant. Know how I do that?
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Keep them busy, Jason. ]
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Bradley is arguably not that subtle trying out a bunch of jingly keys, but at least everyone leaves him alone. One of the keys works, and the case opens! Yay. Ben is wiggling in nervousness and excitement.]
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He shows them the rifle instead.]
What do you think? [This may incite a punch from him (no).] Look like it could be in a museum to you?
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Because that's what he's doing. ]
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Doesn't look like much. Also, don't go waving that around.
[The clock might be a little too big for a jacket pocket, unfortunately. Also, people are starting to notice Bradley now, so.]
Uhhh...
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It's fine. I know my way around our family's gun. Just showing it to see what you guys thought. A little hard for the average person to tell how powerful it is, I know.
[BRADLEY. THE CLOCK.]
Thanks anyway.
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Anyway, he's straight up just taking it, very confidently. ]
It needs restoring after bein' on display this long.
[ Their clock now.
What are they doing with it. Help. ]
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Hey! What are you doing!?
[Ben just looks like yikes.]
Maybe run for it.
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This is not the crime-filled life he wanted to live.
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Crime really gets your blood pumping. ]
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Anyway, Ben is floating alongside Bradley as he flees.]
Woohoo! Though we should probably make sure that other guy is okay.
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This is a threat, he probably won't try shooting, but the guard does not have to know that.]
If you don't want to end up like your pal, then stand down.
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[ There's one guard up and Bradley's not just gonna throw the clock somewhere and run back to Jason. ]
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But the guard freezes? UHHHHHHHH. HELP, THERE'S A TWUNKISH HUNK POINTING A GUN AT HIM. He lifts his hands up, terrified.]
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He is going to wait until the guard is far enough back that he can
just book it.]
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Bradley's getting out of the museum. ]
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