BREAK-IN: ROOM F (Bradley + Sheila)

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Not enough.

[ Sometimes work schedules are so brutal in the summer.

Flings some theorizing, while he refolds the clothes. There's no hanger here? ]

Can't be Virgo.

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[She snorts out a laugh.]

Oh, it's definitely not Virgo. There would be a lot more than just water bottles under the bed.

[Actually, does the TV work? She assumes not, but.]

And I doubt it's Aquarius, either.

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[There's no hanger!

The TV turns on! ................. to static.]

[battling]

[ Well. Maybe it's exactly like their rooms, where certain appliances just don't work. ]

Aquila has too much personality. Can't imagine their room is this empty.

[toesies]

[Is there a button to change the channel? Just to make sure it's static all the way.]

Agreed. Same with Vulpecula.

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[Sheila can change the channel, but yeah, it's more static.]

[battling]

The only ones left are Cetus, Gemini, Lepus and Orion.

[They have eliminated half.

You know what we're going to look into a pillow. Is there anything in there?]

[toesies]

[Hmm... She switches off the TV, then. There's nothing behind it, right?]

... I don't think it's Orion, either. They're kind of a workaholic, but an empty room doesn't feel like them, you know?

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[You are all trying so hard. But no, nothing in the pillow or behind the TV.]

[battling]

[How do you live here, there's NOTHING here.]

Cetus's staff page... somebody called 'em a grandpa once. [Grasping wildly at straws.]

[toesies]

So... Not Cetus?

[HELP. She's just going to sit her ass down on the desk chair and stare at the ceiling.]

That leaves us with Gemini and Lepus. Gemini is "wise beyond their years," but Lepus' staff page makes me think they suck at taking care of themselves. Which do you think is most likely to have a sad backstory and a beloved sibling they haven't seen in a while?

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[i'm crying.]

[battling]

It could be Cetus? They don't think they're a grandpa, so maybe they're just... a really serious [depressing] kid.

But that sounds about right.

[Why do you LIVE like this.]

[toesies]

[they will never leave this room

what kind of chair is this? does it spin? sheila will spin if it does.]

Maybe...? Do any of them strike you as the big brother type?

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[Let's say it's an office type chair so sure, Sheila can spin in it.]

[battling]

Lepus has "dispenses advice" that's pretty big brother like?

[Checks... behind the headboard.]

[toesies]

[She spins. Weeeeeee.]

Hm... A little bitch to strangers, but secretly a sweet and attentive older brother?

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[There is nothing behind the headboard except for, like, some dust ig.]

[battling]

[You mean housekeeping doesn't do the dust here?

Checks underneath the mattress. Like lifting it up to see what's under there.]

What's that thing Futaba says... Tsunray? [Tsundere.] Bein' contradictory.

[toesies]

I think it's tsun...dere...?

[She squints. Ah. The elusive tsundere.]

We should probably get out of here before we're caught, though. Well, assuming they haven't found out already through their special voyeur privileges.

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[There is nothing under the mattress.

But yeah, they should probably leave before they're caught. That sounds like a good idea..........]

[battling]

[This is the most nothing room he has ever seen.

We'll be heading out now.




I can't tell if we've learned anything]

[toesies]

[They've learned that one of the NPCs really needs therapy.





Sheila makes sure everything is right how they found it and gently ollies out.]

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[As they leave the room and lock the door, Bradley will find that the key disintegrates into stardust in his hand.

Goodbye...]