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Today, when when Bucky is just going about his business, he will suddenly feel a hand close around his arm and will find himself yanked into a room at random. The door shuts behind him with a sharp SLAM!

When he looks around, he'll find himself in a nondescript room in the mansion. It's got a table and two chairs in the center of the room, with three wrapped packages sitting on the desk. Each one of them has a different tag on it, but what the tag says is hard to tell from the distance.

Standing in front of him is Virgo, who lets go of his arm and gestures at the chairs.

"Sit the fuck down! You're bored, aren't you? So I have something for you to do this week."

Virgo then takes a seat in the chair on the other side of the table and puts their feet up on it like the rude shit they are, accidentally nudging one of the packages. They seem to be chuckling to themselves.

"Just watching is no fun! So I decided I'm going to spice things up a little, hahahaha. Pick one of these things and then give me three names! Of the living fuckers, no one here. And none of the hotel staff either! I'll make sure it gets to one of the three people you pick. Probably. Hahahaha, aren't I so helpful? Way more helpful than those other fuckers over there! You can thank me now."

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Comments

[frostythehitman]

[ can't believe that less than a week ago bucky was trying to punch virgo in the face. started from the bottom now we're here. ]

What's this going to do to whoever I pick?

[guestservices]

It's a present. What the fuck do you think it's going to do?

[frostythehitman]

[ thinking, can i punch them now that i'm dead ]

Knowing you, and this place as a whole? Probably make people suffer.

[guestservices]

[he can try :) ]

What the fuck. If you don't want to do it, get the fuck out and I'll find someone else to.

[frostythehitman]

You're the one who pulled me in here!

[guestservices]

And you're the one who's saying I'm making you pick something that will make people suffer!

[frostythehitman]

Just--why are you even doing this?

[guestservices]

I already told you. Just watching is no fun. If you want to just be bored and watch whatever happens out there, be my fucking guest!

[frostythehitman]

And what, exactly, is your definition of "fun"?

[guestservices]

What? You need me to define words for you now? Tch. Why did I even pick you for this.

[frostythehitman]

Why did you pick me for this?

And besides, different people have different ideas of what's fun or not.

[guestservices]

That's for me to know and you to never find out!

[huffs]

Now are you going to pick or what?

[frostythehitman]

Someone's in a rush. You're not even gonna tell me what's in these? [ gestures to the packages ]

[guestservices]

Use your fucking eyes! Have you bothered to look at the tags?!

[frostythehitman]

They're just pictures, that doesn't explain shit.

[guestservices]

It does if you use your fucking brain.

[frostythehitman]

What, one is gonna make people fall in love with someone, one is gonna give them a house, and one is gonna give them a pet goose?

[guestservices]

[HEAVY SIGH]

Not exactly, but you're sort of close. They have to do with the images on the tags.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, I figured that. What else is a goose label supposed to mean other than giving someone a pet goose?

[guestservices]

That's for whoever gets it to find out if you send it to them.

[frostythehitman]

Right...

And what if I refuse to send anything to anyone?

[guestservices]

Then I kick your ass out of here and find someone else who will.

[i.e. if he's really going to refuse please let me know so i can loop someone else in before the deadline!]

[frostythehitman]

[ no he'll do it, he's just dicking around with virgo now. i.e., ]

What if they refuse to do it?

[guestservices]

I fucking doubt they would.

[frostythehitman]

They might. There's not a whole lot of us. It'd be easy to get us all together and decide collectively not to do it.

[ (bucky voice) UNIONIZE THE GRAVEYARD ]

[guestservices]

For fuck's sake. Just make a choice already.

[me, quietly: does bucky even know what a union is]

[frostythehitman]

[ he lived from the 20s thru the 40s, of course he knows what a union is

anyway for once he's got a leg up on virgo in the tiniest of ways and he is absolutely going to milk it for all it's worth. ]

No, I think I'll take my time. I wanna make sure whatever I send is perfect for the recipients.

[guestservices]

Don't take too long, or I will kick your ass out of here.

[with the threat made they would not icly just sit there and take it, so

he is welcome to milk it for all its worth if you want him to but at this point based on the way bucky's acting if it goes too many tag rounds with him being deliberately difficult virgo would kick him out i'm sorry]

[frostythehitman]

[ He will absolutely make a show of thinking so slowly about it, hemming and hawing, reaching his hand out so slowly for one of the packages...only to retract it and start the process all over again.

He will do this right up until the very limit of what Virgo will withstand, before swiftly making his choice and giving Virgo the hugest shit-eating grin possible. ]

[guestservices]

[once his choice is made, virgo opens up a shadow portal under him and drops him on his ass out in the hallway. if he tries to get back in, he'll find that the door is locked.]