AUDIENCE FOR: Kazunari

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[guestservices]

Tch. There's no one I miss.

[dms]

Ehhh? No one at all? You never get lonely or anything?

[guestservices]

Never!

[dms]

Wow... I'm a little jealous. I always get lonely so easily.

[guestservices]

You should be jealous! Everyone should be jealous of me! Hahahahaha...

[dms]

Mm, well, I can't say I'm jelly of you for working in a murder hotel, but... have you been having fun here, at least? Everyone on this side really seems to like hanging out with you.

[guestservices]

That's because everyone on this side has shit taste.

[dms]

...You think hanging out with you is bad taste?

[guestservices]

I treat all of you like shit, and you guys keep coming back! What the fuck is wrong with you?

[dms]

Well, you could argue that we don’t have a ton of choices here, but you still helped heal everyone the other day. I don’t think you’re as bad as you’d like us to believe, you know?

[guestservices]

I have just been doing my fucking job. That does not make me your friend.

[dms]

No, but that doesn't mean we can't still become friends, does it? I want to! Not because it's your job or anything, but I just want to get to know you because you're you!

[guestservices]

What the fuck is wrong with you...

[dms]

I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to get to know someone or make friends.

[guestservices]

You are trying to "get to know" or "make friends" with an asshole.

[dms]

You are pushing that pretty hard! But I don't know, you seem like you have a soft, squishy inside just like the rest of us!

[guestservices]

What the fuck?! No I don't! Don't ever fucking say that again! Fuck you!

[dms]

[ laughs. ]

Okay, you don't! If you keep saying it, it must be true! [ it's very obvious that he isn't convinced though lmao. ] But I still want to be friends!

[guestservices]

I am starting to believe you might be some kind of masochist.

[dms]

You know, I have heard that before? But I don't think that's true! I don't like being hurt! It's not any fun!

[guestservices]

If you do not like getting hurt, stop attempting to befriend assholes!

[dms]

Mm, but I don't think you're like that, actually? And even if you are - everyone has a nice side to them, and everyone can use a little kindness from someone.

[guestservices]

You are really going to get hurt if you keep believing that of everyone.

[dms]

Awww, are you worried about me?

[guestservices]

No! I don't fucking worry about anyone but myself!