AUDIENCE FOR: Alphinaud Leveilleur

[guestservices]

this is a placeholder until you get us a funnier one

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[guestservices]

Hmph. Sure you don't.

[sageguidance]

Well—I suppose you have more than enough reason not to trust my word, but it is the honest truth.

[guestservices]

I do not have an answer to give you, whether you are being truthful or not.

[sageguidance]

I suppose that is fair. Do forgive me if I'm prying too much, but we simply haven't spoken like this as much as I would have liked.

[guestservices]

Why would you want to speak with an asshole who eats people?

[hello???]

[sageguidance]

[ Hmm... Alphinaud thinks for a moment. ]

Qi Rong is the name of the one who was locked in the basement, yes? Are you both one of the same?

[guestservices]

[they just cross their arms and stare at him.]

[sageguidance]

... I shall take that to mean you are unable to confirm my question, then.

[guestservices]

No, I was just struck dumb by how stupid the question is. You saw what they were talking about on the other side earlier.

[sageguidance]

... So you are aware of that.

[ so much for cloud's "don't confront the staff about it" ]

Well—yes. I had thought as much after that particular reveal, but I also thought it curious that you would also guard the basement so diligently, in that case.

[guestservices]

It did happen in public.

[like. that was very much Out There.]

Maybe I just didn't want any of you to mess around with my shit.

[sageguidance]

[ yeah. it was. ]

Again, you need only say so if I am prying too much, yet I am left to wonder if that is really truly it.

[guestservices]

[they give a little huff.]

I am giving you the answers that I can.

[sageguidance]

So if it were possible to say more, you would?

[guestservices]

You have the information you need already.

[sageguidance]

Hm... If you insist. Then I shall make due with what I have.

To answer your question, however... I don't exactly have a straight answer, really. Unless you do still plan on—ahem, eating any of us.

[guestservices]

[a sigh.]

That is what those who eat people do, is it not? You had all best be careful. Perhaps you ought to keep your distance.

[sageguidance]

[ haha... funny joke :) ... right...?? ]

Erm... well. I—simply imagine you would have done so already, were that your desire.

[guestservices]

[stares at him]

You are too small to eat, in any case. Barely a snack.

[every day i think about how alphinaud and clem were the closest matches to virgo in size for fooling qi rong so like. lol. what right does virgo have to say this.]

[sageguidance]

[ me too and I never know how to feel about it.

at any rate. Alphinaud opens his mouth, then closes it, and looks conflicted. ]

I—I shall consider that in my favor, then...

[guestservices]

[pats him on the shoulder. there, there.]