AUDIENCE FOR: Alphinaud Leveilleur

[guestservices]

this is a placeholder until you get us a funnier one

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[sageguidance]

... So you are aware of that.

[ so much for cloud's "don't confront the staff about it" ]

Well—yes. I had thought as much after that particular reveal, but I also thought it curious that you would also guard the basement so diligently, in that case.

[guestservices]

It did happen in public.

[like. that was very much Out There.]

Maybe I just didn't want any of you to mess around with my shit.

[sageguidance]

[ yeah. it was. ]

Again, you need only say so if I am prying too much, yet I am left to wonder if that is really truly it.

[guestservices]

[they give a little huff.]

I am giving you the answers that I can.

[sageguidance]

So if it were possible to say more, you would?

[guestservices]

You have the information you need already.

[sageguidance]

Hm... If you insist. Then I shall make due with what I have.

To answer your question, however... I don't exactly have a straight answer, really. Unless you do still plan on—ahem, eating any of us.

[guestservices]

[a sigh.]

That is what those who eat people do, is it not? You had all best be careful. Perhaps you ought to keep your distance.

[sageguidance]

[ haha... funny joke :) ... right...?? ]

Erm... well. I—simply imagine you would have done so already, were that your desire.

[guestservices]

[stares at him]

You are too small to eat, in any case. Barely a snack.

[every day i think about how alphinaud and clem were the closest matches to virgo in size for fooling qi rong so like. lol. what right does virgo have to say this.]

[sageguidance]

[ me too and I never know how to feel about it.

at any rate. Alphinaud opens his mouth, then closes it, and looks conflicted. ]

I—I shall consider that in my favor, then...

[guestservices]

[pats him on the shoulder. there, there.]