AUDIENCE FOR: Alphinaud Leveilleur

[guestservices]

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Comments

[sageguidance]

Hmm... 'Tis given me a new appreciation for culinarians, that is for certain. It is a challenge, but satisfying when you get the end result you want.

... Though, no one should hope I become the Scion's new cook, if I were to ever return.

[guestservices]

They shouldn't? Why not?

[sageguidance]

There are already those much better at it than I, for one! But... we do tend to be quite busy, anyroad.

[guestservices]

Hmm. Someone else having more experience at it than you isn't really a reason to just give up on it... if you're all so busy, maybe helping out would make the cooking go by faster?

[sageguidance]

Oh—worry not, I should not give up on it, I know. I am simply a better diplomat than I am a chef.

[guestservices]

That's fair enough! As long as you're not giving up on it, then.

[sageguidance]

Not at all. 'Tis a useful skill to have, regardless—one that should come in handy while travelling, for one.

[guestservices]

It should! Are the ingredients over there very much like the ingredients in your world? Or will you have to change your recipes up?

[sageguidance]

[ He shakes his head. ]

Differing names aside, 'twould seem most ingredients are fairly similar. I've yet to run into much that's drastically different from what I am familiar with.

[guestservices]

That's convenient!

[ :3 ]

[sageguidance]

[ you are so :3 today ]

Hah, quite! But enough about cooking, yes? How fare you as of late?

[guestservices]

About the same as ever, honestly... what about you?

[sageguidance]

Flooded with work as usual? Hm... Mayhap we ought to change the scenery, then. How about something to your liking?

[ that doesn't answer her question. it's fine. ]

[guestservices]

Why are you changing the subject, Alphinaud?

[sageguidance]

—Hm? What ever do you mean?

[guestservices]

I asked how you were doing, and you started talking about the scenery...? That's like talking about the weather, in a dream.

[sageguidance]

Ah—forgive me. I suppose I have gotten ahead of myself. I was simply thinking how perhaps you could use a pleasant change in scenery—more so than myself, I would think!

[guestservices]

Mmmmmhm.

So. How are you doing?

[sageguidance]

... Hah. Better, now that we have our peace and quiet returned to us. Last week was—well.

[ you know. ]

[guestservices]

Last week was ... a lot, from what I heard.

[a beat.]

But it sounds like you all dealt with it well enough.

[sageguidance]

As well as one could. Everyone was, apparently, all too eager to heed your advice.

[guestservices]

[innocently:]

My advice...?

[sageguidance]

[ pfft. ]

Come now, you know the one. No one openly disagreed.

[guestservices]

...wait, he didn't actually tell you guys I told him to kill the bastard, did he?!

[sageguidance]

Well... [ oops? ] I suppose that cat is out of the bag, then.