AUDIENCE FOR: Alphinaud Leveilleur

[guestservices]

this is a placeholder until you get us a funnier one

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[guestservices]

That's convenient!

[ :3 ]

[sageguidance]

[ you are so :3 today ]

Hah, quite! But enough about cooking, yes? How fare you as of late?

[guestservices]

About the same as ever, honestly... what about you?

[sageguidance]

Flooded with work as usual? Hm... Mayhap we ought to change the scenery, then. How about something to your liking?

[ that doesn't answer her question. it's fine. ]

[guestservices]

Why are you changing the subject, Alphinaud?

[sageguidance]

—Hm? What ever do you mean?

[guestservices]

I asked how you were doing, and you started talking about the scenery...? That's like talking about the weather, in a dream.

[sageguidance]

Ah—forgive me. I suppose I have gotten ahead of myself. I was simply thinking how perhaps you could use a pleasant change in scenery—more so than myself, I would think!

[guestservices]

Mmmmmhm.

So. How are you doing?

[sageguidance]

... Hah. Better, now that we have our peace and quiet returned to us. Last week was—well.

[ you know. ]

[guestservices]

Last week was ... a lot, from what I heard.

[a beat.]

But it sounds like you all dealt with it well enough.

[sageguidance]

As well as one could. Everyone was, apparently, all too eager to heed your advice.

[guestservices]

[innocently:]

My advice...?

[sageguidance]

[ pfft. ]

Come now, you know the one. No one openly disagreed.

[guestservices]

...wait, he didn't actually tell you guys I told him to kill the bastard, did he?!

[sageguidance]

Well... [ oops? ] I suppose that cat is out of the bag, then.

[guestservices]

...

[buries their face in their hands]

He didn't say that, did he.

[sageguidance]

[ this is a little funny. sorry vul. ]

If it'll help, I will not say so.

[guestservices]

[makes a whining noise... now everyone knows they have murderous tendencies...]

[sageguidance]

[ he chuckles, softly. ]

I confess I had been surprised to hear the suggestion come from you, you were not wrong.

[guestservices]

That guy's just gross, so...!

i missed a wholeass word in that sentence omg

[sageguidance]

"Gross" is very much an understatement... You were lucky to not have been there.

me squinting like which word

[guestservices]

I feel lucky that I wasn't! I have one word for that whole situation: yikes.

... it's fine!

[sageguidance]

Erm... yes.

Though, I cannot be too surprised it happened...

help

[guestservices]

...I guess I can't either, but I really wish you guys had made better choices.