AUDIENCE FOR: Bucky Barnes

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[frostythehitman]

Alright. Not that big a deal to what I was gonna ask anyway. ...Probably.

...first up: how's Virgo doing?

[guestservices]

Virgo's fine. They're pissed as all hell at you guys, though, so I hope you're working on a good apology.

[frostythehitman]

We're...working on it. We're focusing on getting rid of the asshole first. Figuring out the apology and gifts and whatnot will come after that.

[guestservices]

's what the others said, too.

[ that gets a nod, at least. ]

[frostythehitman]

...any tips?

[guestservices]

You guys know the guy better than I do, at this point, so 'm not sure what kind of tips I'd have. What's your plan?

[frostythehitman]

For taking down the asshole? Lure him in with either a decoy of Virgo or a piece of human flesh, maybe poison him, then jump the guy and shove him back behind the doors. Maybe interrogate him a little if we can. Maybe kill him after.

[guestservices]

Soooo, sounds like you don't need tips...?

[ it sounds like they're squinting. ]

[frostythehitman]

Not for capturing the asshole. For the apology and whatnot.

...do you guys seriously not know Virgo all that well? Didn't you have to do all that employee training or whatever together? Or like, meet in the staff room?

[guestservices]

Oh.

[ they shrug... ]

I mean, did you know Virgo that well? They like food. They don't like having their face shoved in people's armpits. They did a lot of stuff for you guys, didn't they? Maybe you can start there.

[frostythehitman]

[ LOOKING AWAY SO POINTEDLY AT THE ARMPIT BIT ]

They could've been less insufferable about it. But...yeah. The others will probably do a better job of figuring out how to apologize to them than me anyway.

[guestservices]

Maybe that means you gotta figure out how to apologize the most. Here's a tip - try not to come at it all aggressively.

[frostythehitman]

[ gives them a Look. do you think he is capable of not being aggressive? ]

[guestservices]

[ they return the look from under the veil? and say nothing ]

[frostythehitman]

[ SIGHS ]

I can try. But if they get all smug about it, all bets are off.

[guestservices]

Nope, this is already a bad start. Remember how you guys knocked them out, stole the key from their person and let out the dangerous rat they were clearly trying to keep you from getting harassed by? They earned a little smug if that's what they want. Time for some humility, Buckles.

[frostythehitman]

[ he wrinkles his nose in disgust because, as much as he hates to admit it, Aquila is right. ] Ugh. Fine. I'll try.

...wait, did you just call me Buckles?

[guestservices]

Yep.

[ uwu ]

[frostythehitman]

Don't.

[guestservices]

What are you gonna do about it, Buckles.

[frostythehitman]

[ GLARES ]

[guestservices]

[ this is completely ineffective ]

Ooh, scary.

[frostythehitman]

[ well. you asked what he's gonna do about it, and the answer is: change the topic ]

Fine, that's Virgo. I had other stuff I wanted to ask. Any of you guys got any ideas on what the hell happened to our bodies?

[guestservices]

[ they win

anyway! they shrug. ]

No idea. The hotel does weird shit sometimes - they might even be back to normal by now. I wouldn't worry about it.

[frostythehitman]

What the hell does that mean? Yeah, the hotel does plenty of weird stuff, but that's the only time I've seen bodies go missing. Why would they be back now? What even happened to them while they were gone?