For taking down the asshole? Lure him in with either a decoy of Virgo or a piece of human flesh, maybe poison him, then jump the guy and shove him back behind the doors. Maybe interrogate him a little if we can. Maybe kill him after.
Not for capturing the asshole. For the apology and whatnot.
...do you guys seriously not know Virgo all that well? Didn't you have to do all that employee training or whatever together? Or like, meet in the staff room?
I mean, did you know Virgo that well? They like food. They don't like having their face shoved in people's armpits. They did a lot of stuff for you guys, didn't they? Maybe you can start there.
They could've been less insufferable about it. But...yeah. The others will probably do a better job of figuring out how to apologize to them than me anyway.
Nope, this is already a bad start. Remember how you guys knocked them out, stole the key from their person and let out the dangerous rat they were clearly trying to keep you from getting harassed by? They earned a little smug if that's what they want. Time for some humility, Buckles.
What the hell does that mean? Yeah, the hotel does plenty of weird stuff, but that's the only time I've seen bodies go missing. Why would they be back now? What even happened to them while they were gone?
No one's dug up a body before now, so, yeah, of course you wouldn't have seen it...? Not saying it's happened before or if it hasn't, but, I wouldn't rely on sight alone in that case.
[ they tilt their head. ] And I'm telling you, I have no idea. It could've just been an illusion to fuck with the people who were investigating.
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[ that gets a nod, at least. ]
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[ it sounds like they're squinting. ]
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...do you guys seriously not know Virgo all that well? Didn't you have to do all that employee training or whatever together? Or like, meet in the staff room?
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[ they shrug... ]
I mean, did you know Virgo that well? They like food. They don't like having their face shoved in people's armpits. They did a lot of stuff for you guys, didn't they? Maybe you can start there.
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They could've been less insufferable about it. But...yeah. The others will probably do a better job of figuring out how to apologize to them than me anyway.
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I can try. But if they get all smug about it, all bets are off.
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...wait, did you just call me Buckles?
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[ uwu ]
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Ooh, scary.
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Fine, that's Virgo. I had other stuff I wanted to ask. Any of you guys got any ideas on what the hell happened to our bodies?
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anyway! they shrug. ]
No idea. The hotel does weird shit sometimes - they might even be back to normal by now. I wouldn't worry about it.
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[ they tilt their head. ] And I'm telling you, I have no idea. It could've just been an illusion to fuck with the people who were investigating.
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