AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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[unrecked]

[When he laughs, it sounds like a rolling sort of dragon bark.]

You sure? [He's just messing with them.] You're probably only wearing them because it's hotel policy, yeah?

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I WEAR CLOTHES ALL THE TIME!!!

[unrecked]

Okay then. What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

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GOOD ONES!

[unrecked]

"Good ones"? That's the shittiest answer I've ever heard. Sounds like you really don't wear any clothes.

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I DO TOO!

[unrecked]

Well, you haven't done anything to prove it, so I'm just going to keep assuming you're a nudist. It's cool. No judgement.

[He sounds very judgmental.]

If you don't like clothes, do you like deals?

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I'm not a fucking nudist!!!

[they sound like they're losing their mind.]

...depends on the type of deal.

[unrecked]

[Virgo is a nudist...]

What kind of deals do you like? Or are you just going to tell me "good ones" again?

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Ones that aren't just in your favor! If I'm going to make a deal, I want to fucking get something out of it!

[unrecked]

[Okay, he laughs.]

Oh yeah? What are you looking to get out of it exactly? Food? Fun? Clothes...?

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FUCK YOU! I DON'T NEED CLOTHES! I HAVE MY OWN!!

[unrecked]

Alright, chill. [HE CAN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE TO CHILL, look at him.] I haven't seen a single bit of clothes, but fine, you've got clothes. What else? Answer the question.

What are you looking to get out of a deal?

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I just want to be the one to come out on top!!

[unrecked]

[This is like the most on-brand thing, he feels.]

Okay. You want to be the big dog. Of what? The hotel? The other staff?

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Hahahahaahahahahahahaha!

[unrecked]

[...

He reaches up and pops them on the back of the head.]

You know what a swirly is? I'm two seconds away from giving you a swirly. Me and guys who spend their time just cackling don't ever get along.

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[his hand passes through the back of their head. spooky.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWIRLY?!

[unrecked]

[Jason Todd is about to give Qi Rong a swirly.]

Quit yelling. It's when I shove your head in the toilet and flush it.

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[who the fuck is qi rong]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

[unrecked]

[:eyes:]

Who wouldn't do that?

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NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT TO ME BEFORE AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE TO START!

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they vanish through a shadow portal i'm sorry]

[unrecked]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP ME

Jason laughs about it.]

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[(me sulking in having to end the thread)]