AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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FUCK YOU! I DON'T NEED CLOTHES! I HAVE MY OWN!!

[unrecked]

Alright, chill. [HE CAN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE TO CHILL, look at him.] I haven't seen a single bit of clothes, but fine, you've got clothes. What else? Answer the question.

What are you looking to get out of a deal?

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I just want to be the one to come out on top!!

[unrecked]

[This is like the most on-brand thing, he feels.]

Okay. You want to be the big dog. Of what? The hotel? The other staff?

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Hahahahaahahahahahahaha!

[unrecked]

[...

He reaches up and pops them on the back of the head.]

You know what a swirly is? I'm two seconds away from giving you a swirly. Me and guys who spend their time just cackling don't ever get along.

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[his hand passes through the back of their head. spooky.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWIRLY?!

[unrecked]

[Jason Todd is about to give Qi Rong a swirly.]

Quit yelling. It's when I shove your head in the toilet and flush it.

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[who the fuck is qi rong]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

[unrecked]

[:eyes:]

Who wouldn't do that?

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NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT TO ME BEFORE AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE TO START!

[




they vanish through a shadow portal i'm sorry]

[unrecked]

[THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP ME

Jason laughs about it.]

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[(me sulking in having to end the thread)]