[Jason is here, and he has stolen Molly's aesthetic, I guess, because he has been kind of dragon-fied. Two thick horns swoop forward and up in front of his head, almost meeting. His skin is a gradient of the normal pale through the center of him and a mahogany red fanning outward and getting darker at his extremities; scales pepper his neck and spill down over his back and his chest where they make a kind of bat-like outline by following his pectorals. His ears are pointed and webby! They can twinsies by having both hands encased in claws! Both eyes are still blue, but glow faintly and have a vertical slit.
Oh, there's a scaly tail tipped by four prongs which sway behind him.]
You'll probably get fired as weird as all of you are about playing dress up.
[At first, under the shadow of the horns, he looks like he isn't sure he wants to answer the question. Most of the time, they are all obviously very tight-lipped. It's weird when you're not sure how much people know.
[ they lean against the counter, and then, by way of explanation; ] Before you ask, I'm not really big on reading your guys's files that much. Got the basics, but I like hearing about it from you.
[His eyes shift away reluctantly before coming back to land on Aquila.]
Not exactly a fan of you guys having files period regardless of whether or not you read them. [He hesitates.] ...You and Grayson would get along. You're both annoying. [Unfortunately, this is said like (affectionate).]
Tim would be able to knock you down a few pegs. [Because they would be so exasperated with him.] Damian... Well, Dick is one of Damian's favorite people even if he won't admit it. You'd think he's funny because he's so particular about everything.
[ they seem to recognize the (affectionate) there which is probably unfortunate.
they listen to all of this, though, and then make a little noise that sounds like a laugh. ] Sounds like a big, happy family, full of my kind of people.
[ so jason was right on in that regard. they probably would like to pick on damian... ] Who's the oldest?
That isn't even all of them technically. There are three girls, too. Most of us are adopted, but some just hang around.
[FAMILY TOO BIG. Found family big. He does not say whether he is or isn't adopted or hanging around. Also, he says this next part like he absolutely doesn't want to admit it:]
...Grayson. Tim's a little younger than me. [Jason... Middle child....] Damian is the baby brat. Babs is about Dick's age, but she isn't adopted. Steph is Tim's age. Cass is almost my age.
You know what my next is going to be then. Which I know you won't answer probably. Why the hell are you here if that's the case? The same reason we're here?
Join the club. [The glowing eyes sort of narrow a bit.] A person asking about the Family and saying it sounds like their kind of people doesn't sound like someone asking the devil for all-reaching, unrestrained power.
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[Jason is here, and he has stolen Molly's aesthetic, I guess, because he has been kind of dragon-fied. Two thick horns swoop forward and up in front of his head, almost meeting. His skin is a gradient of the normal pale through the center of him and a mahogany red fanning outward and getting darker at his extremities; scales pepper his neck and spill down over his back and his chest where they make a kind of bat-like outline by following his pectorals. His ears are pointed and webby! They can twinsies by having both hands encased in claws! Both eyes are still blue, but glow faintly and have a vertical slit.
Oh, there's a scaly tail tipped by four prongs which sway behind him.]
You'll probably get fired as weird as all of you are about playing dress up.
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[ rude
this is very playful though. they tip their hand and let the mask disappear down their sleeve. ] Did you just wanna chat, or did you need something?
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Just here to annoy you at the start of a brand new week. Especially considering I am now, for some reason, a giant lizard.
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[ they say this and then come to walk in a circle around jason like they're appraising his monstery changes. ]
Maybe you can breathe fire now. [ he can not. ] Hmm, not bad.
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[He doesn't move, but he does turn his head a bit to watch Aquila go around him. The tail whips a little more fervently, like a cat's.]
That'd be nice. I could ransack the hotel. [He can not. :( Maybe smoke will come out of his nose periodically.] You into lizards too? Weird kink.
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[ They Guess
they seem very amused at this tail, stepping over it, and their wings flutter a bit when they do. this is a terribly furry (scaly) thread.
but they come back in front afterwards. ] Maybe I'm just into you!
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despite the completely serious way they deliver this they are completely, obviously, full of shit ]
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There is no way he believes that, so he just snorts. MAYBE IT'S A LIL SMOKEY.]
Sorry, not into bird brains. Already have too many of them in my family.
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That whoever Grayson is? Haha. Y'know what they say, birds of a feather flock together.
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Or how much could get back.]
Yeah. I know. There's two other ones, too.
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[ they lean against the counter, and then, by way of explanation; ] Before you ask, I'm not really big on reading your guys's files that much. Got the basics, but I like hearing about it from you.
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Not exactly a fan of you guys having files period regardless of whether or not you read them. [He hesitates.] ...You and Grayson would get along. You're both annoying. [Unfortunately, this is said like (affectionate).]
Tim would be able to knock you down a few pegs. [Because they would be so exasperated with him.] Damian... Well, Dick is one of Damian's favorite people even if he won't admit it. You'd think he's funny because he's so particular about everything.
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they listen to all of this, though, and then make a little noise that sounds like a laugh. ] Sounds like a big, happy family, full of my kind of people.
[ so jason was right on in that regard. they probably would like to pick on damian... ] Who's the oldest?
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[FAMILY TOO BIG. Found family big. He does not say whether he is or isn't adopted or hanging around. Also, he says this next part like he absolutely doesn't want to admit it:]
...Grayson. Tim's a little younger than me. [Jason... Middle child....] Damian is the baby brat. Babs is about Dick's age, but she isn't adopted. Steph is Tim's age. Cass is almost my age.
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a very understanding noise, and say nothing else. ]
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You're awfully interested in the family. Got one of your own?
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I do, yeah.
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You know what my next is going to be then. Which I know you won't answer probably. Why the hell are you here if that's the case? The same reason we're here?
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... Let's say I'm not a stranger to making deals with the devil.
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Join the club. [The glowing eyes sort of narrow a bit.] A person asking about the Family and saying it sounds like their kind of people doesn't sound like someone asking the devil for all-reaching, unrestrained power.
So what'd the devil do you in for?
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It wasn't for all reaching, unrestrained power. It definitely wasn't that. Is that a good enough answer, for now? That's the best I can do.
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[The tail flicks to each side at the tip.]
So. If you were going to be the devil this time, what would you want out of it?
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[ but to the second part, they cock their head. ]
What do you mean?
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[He's shopping around, but will not say this.]
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[ that last bit comes out a little deadpan. ]
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It's more I don't plan to make a second deal with just anyone. Or for just anything. What kind of deal are you looking for?
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