AUDIENCE FOR: Jason Todd

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I keep forgetting your timeline was so short...this is probably driving you crazy. [free time...wild.] Are you trying to bribe me into giving you a book?

[unrecked]

A little. But, hey, not finding five bodies every single morning? Way better on my nerves.

[Imagine.]

Sure. Is it working? I can try to put on my puppy-dog face.

[HE ACTUALLY STARTS MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO PLAYFULLY DO 🥺 AT THEM.]

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I think most people would probably feel more soothed to not run into multiple courses.

[but then jason's doing that and aquarius's gloved hand is shooting up to, like, push on his face.]

You're not that good at it, Todd, stop. [there goes being polite and also being worried, apparently!!] I don't think I can get you a book right this minute, but give it a few days and let's see what we can do. Okay?

[unrecked]

[courses. like school. tags so you can't fix it.

Waaaah. His head bends with the push, and it at least gets him to stop with the pleading face. Unfortunately, he is just very gremlin-y amused.]

Alright. I'm going to hold you to that. Get ready for me to be annoying about it.

[You are already annoying, Jason.]

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[yeah school is a nightmare for everyone. jason can't see it but the vibe of aquarius is just .]

So what, you're just going to bug me about it until something changes?

[unrecked]

[aquarius is flurry.... pinches their cheeks even if they would hate it]

Yeah? I've got sooooo much downtime, remember? I have plenty of time to bother you about my books while you're trying so hard to do your job and work. It's almost like... you should give me a book so I'd leave you the hell alone.

[He isn't trying to get one, but it's funny to tease. He laughs.]

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[SQUEAKY FROG NOISES except not really, just shut up! stop! ahhh this got turned around on them so fast what the fuck!!]

You could try talking to other people if you've got downtime. That means they probably do, too. Or swim laps. Something. [huff.] Maybe I should just ban you from all libraries in the future.

[despite all of this they're still not even really mad? this is just retaliation because they can.]

[unrecked]

[This is like when Flurry thought she was going to bully me with Lup, but it was actually I who bullied her with Blanca instead. These are the vibes here.]

Hey. Banning me just means I'm more of your problem, you know. More time to bug you. Probably going to bother Gemini and Virgo tomorrow; see if I can't get on their nerves. Maybe Aquila or Vulpecula. They probably miss me.

[No.]

Who's your favorite? I can keep a secret.

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[im rping flurry you caught me.]

And that means more time for me to find other things to keep you busy instead. [there's a slight pause then though.] You may as well start with Virgo first and work your way up. Have you talked to them much yet?

And who's my favorite of what, the staff?

[unrecked]

I've bullied them a few times, yeah. [Jason, that is NOT the same.] Might start with them. It should be funny.

[He nods his head, but, like, with his chin as usual.]

Yeah. Who's your favorite staff?

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[oh, well.]

I don't really have one. We're co-workers, so I'll work with all of them, but I wouldn't say I have a favorite.

[unrecked]

[He makes a drawn-out fart sound with his mouth. That's it, that's the tag.]

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[this stupid bat.]

What?

[unrecked]

Come on. That's not a real answer. There has to be at least one of 'em who you like.

Or are you [he literally does an exaggerated Batman voice here] "only here to work alone"? Humor me. [Hm.] Trade then. You tell me, I'll tell you.

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[DON'T BATMAN THEM.]

It could be an unfair trade if I really don't have an answer for you. [are they still walking. did they stop to make this deal and start talking shit. help. either way they shrug.] It's not so much about being here to work alone, it's that we're all pretty different and it's easy to be polite enough to get along with them even if I don't spend much time with them otherwise. I guess maybe Aquila's fine? Cetus is okay.

I don't know. Guest relations means working with all of them and making sure things run smoothly.

[unrecked]

[Surprisingly, he seems to accept this. Also, yes, they stopped walking to shake on it, and now they are standing there like idiots in the middle of the hotel bullying each other even though Clem just got found guilty.]

Alright. I guess I'll take that sad little answer.

[He starts walking again despite not answering like he said he would.]

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[well okay.

jason says that and starts walking, and aquarius sort of stares before immediately following.]

You didn't uphold your end of the trade. [hey!!]

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[Hehehehe. He laughs a little, but glances around his shoulder at Aquarius.]

Oh right. [LIKE HE REALLY FORGOT.] Well, you gave me two. So... Mmmm.

[He pretends like he's being thoughtful. Then, parroting:]

I guess maybe Aikawa is fine. Cloud is okay.

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[






after a second, something zips at jason's head that may or may not hit him. it's a c*ke bottle cap.]

Interesting choices. [they say, like they didn't just try to bean him in the face.] Cloud I can sorta get but I didn't think you knew Aikawa enough to make a call already.

[unrecked]

[Okay, Jason is a Bat, and he's decently fast, but he does NOT expect to get ATTACKED. So the cap hits him right in the noggin. He hunches his shoulders under the onslaught.]

Oww. What the hell?!

[He picks it up because SHOCKINGLY he is clean... and does not litter... which is hysterical considering. He rolls the cap through his knuckles and fingers.]

I've talked to him a few times. He reminds me of someone back home. Bizarro. Guy with--probably--shitty circumstances [who is also a knock-off maybe but Jason doesn't know this] with not a whole lot going on upstairs sometimes who is trying his best even if a lot of the time he fucks up? Unfortunately endearing.

If you tell anyone, I will have to kill you.

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[suffer. aquarius almost seems to laugh a little, but it's fleeting and gone immediately.]

Could've done without the mockery. [but sure, his cap now. instead they listen to what he says, nodding along for a bit.]

First of all, I would rather keep the information to blackmail you if I have to. [a joke...probably.] Second of all I don't tell people stuff unless I have to and they know about it. Aikawa seems fine. We've talked a little. Offered to get lunch with me next week.

[which is. different, but it's fine.]

[unrecked]

Wow. As if I’m not being blackmailed enough already.

[He does not seem bothered…? By the threat.]

Oh yeah. Big Guy loves to eat. He was taking out the whole restaurant when I talked to him the first time. So if you end up not being hungry, he’ll eat it for you.

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You'll live. [dryly. but they hum at that.]

That might very well be the case, so good to know. We'll see if he follows through though. A lot of you guys are trying different approaches here.

[unrecked]

Yeah. Different strokes and all that.

[He peers sidelong at them.]

Maybe you can make some friends. Then later I can ask who is your favorite out of all of us.

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I get that guest relations means making sure your stay is comfortable and people are content, but I didn't say that included making friends.