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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, first of all, stop listening in on other people's conversations, you nosy bastard. Second of all, I don't want the body parts! You made it sound like you wanted them!

[He does not sound actually mad.]

Didn't come with friends, why make them now? [This sounds mostly sarcastic.] Probably a bad idea to make friends in a place like this. I already have to worry about one person. You think I want to worry about more?
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not your turn to ask a question, so I don't have to answer that.

[Listen.]

Allies? You think flimsy murder hotel allies won't shove you in shark-infested water if someone slipped them an ominous note about how their hostage was going to lose a limb if they didn't buck-up and get to the death entertainment? Sure.

Did you forget I said I was on the paranoid cynic side of things?
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the other end of the line, Jason is surprisingly quiet through this. Aquila can hear the exhale at the end, not a snort, but not a sigh either.]

Apparently, the way to handle it is don't use a gun when you're being attacked, but it's fine if you have a sword.

[He will be petty and sarcastic at least a little, or he's ooc.]

I thought you were hotel operations, not hotel counseling. Why do you want to give me advice so bad?
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He does snort now. His turn to laugh, thank you.]

Ohh. Not advising hotel operations, but advising guests. I see. Maybe you should have been in the naughty box with me last week instead of Cloud. You could advise me on more of my bad decisions.

[He is SELF AWARE which makes this WORSE.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The confessional. The naughty, oh-no-Lord-don't-send-me-to-hell-I'm-repenting! box.

[I'm so glad I'm playing someone who will say these IC and not force me to say it in the brackets. Thank you, Jason, you're good for something.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just starts cackling into the phone with the exact vibes of the middle child finally getting one over on their siblings.

Big teenager energy even though he is twenty. Sometimes, you don’t have a childhood, so immaturity follows you.]


I’ll pass on the saint and sinner kink. It has too many BDSM vibes, and that is one hundred percent not for me.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-14 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[enjoy tags from me]

Oh, you caught me. Guess I have to kill you since my secret is out.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-14 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE IS SO TIRED OF THIS WHY ARE BIRD MOTIF FUCKERS ALL THE SAME]

I've never shot a guy through the phone before, but I'm about three seconds away from trying.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-14 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs so heavy in the phone.]

Gender neutral "guy," okay? Like "dude." As in, Come meet me in person, so I can strangle your neck, my guy.

[A video of Jason and Aquila.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[the unfortunate part is it doesn't matter he would try]

I'm going to ring your bell alright, smartass. [GOD] Whoever took Dick Grayson can put him right the hell back where you got him.

[AND THEN HE HANGS UP SO FAST HE DOESN'T CARE IF IT'S FORFEITING]