Mm. Half of the people likely barely know what a gun is. [ this is a joke? it sounds like one. maybe. more seriously: ] People're hypocrites. You know how it goes.
[ after that there's a beat
and very primly, aquila says: ] My Staff Profile page says advising.
[He does snort now. His turn to laugh, thank you.]
Ohh. Not advising hotel operations, but advising guests. I see. Maybe you should have been in the naughty box with me last week instead of Cloud. You could advise me on more of my bad decisions.
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Apparently, the way to handle it is don't use a gun when you're being attacked, but it's fine if you have a sword.
[He will be petty and sarcastic at least a little, or he's ooc.]
I thought you were hotel operations, not hotel counseling. Why do you want to give me advice so bad?
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Mm. Half of the people likely barely know what a gun is. [ this is a joke? it sounds like one. maybe. more seriously: ] People're hypocrites. You know how it goes.
[ after that there's a beat
and very primly, aquila says: ] My Staff Profile page says advising.
[ smartass ]
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Ohh. Not advising hotel operations, but advising guests. I see. Maybe you should have been in the naughty box with me last week instead of Cloud. You could advise me on more of my bad decisions.
[He is SELF AWARE which makes this WORSE.]
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but also: ]
The naughty box?
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[I'm so glad I'm playing someone who will say these IC and not force me to say it in the brackets. Thank you, Jason, you're good for something.]
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[ there is no indication as to what that's a reaction to but:]
Is this one of your kinks? Think I get how you felt now...
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Big teenager energy even though he is twenty. Sometimes, you don’t have a childhood, so immaturity follows you.]
I’ll pass on the saint and sinner kink. It has too many BDSM vibes, and that is one hundred percent not for me.
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That makes sense. Obviously, you're a costumes guy.
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Oh, you caught me. Guess I have to kill you since my secret is out.
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[:3c]
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I've never shot a guy through the phone before, but I'm about three seconds away from trying.
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awful ]
Sounds like a waste of a bullet! Also, you shouldn't assume I'm a guy, 's not polite. [ ????? ]
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Gender neutral "guy," okay? Like "dude." As in, Come meet me in person, so I can strangle your neck, my guy.
[A video of Jason and Aquila.]
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[ jason is so tall ]
Anyway, you're the one who called. [ he also did not call you specifically, aquila ] Ring my bell next time.
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I'm going to ring your bell alright, smartass. [GOD] Whoever took Dick Grayson can put him right the hell back where you got him.
[AND THEN HE HANGS UP SO FAST HE DOESN'T CARE IF IT'S FORFEITING]
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