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I prefer vegetables to meat, but otherwise, no allergies.

Oh, you eat your veggies. That's great. It's healthier and it reduces your carbon footprint. Go, Cetus!

[a beat]

Thank you?

You're so welcome!

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

Oh... Did that come off as sarcastic? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

It's fine. I just understand that you prefer meat.

I do. It's the only thing I can eat, actually. But my preferences don't have to be your preferences.

That's quite gracious.

You think so? You have to be a special kind of asshole to impose your preferences on someone else.

There are probably people like that...

Ohhh, yeah. Just pick up any history book.

History is full of all sorts, that's true.