AUDIENCE FOR: Sheila Hammond

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Thank you?

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You're so welcome!

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I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

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Oh... Did that come off as sarcastic? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

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It's fine. I just understand that you prefer meat.

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I do. It's the only thing I can eat, actually. But my preferences don't have to be your preferences.

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That's quite gracious.

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You think so? You have to be a special kind of asshole to impose your preferences on someone else.

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There are probably people like that...

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Ohhh, yeah. Just pick up any history book.

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History is full of all sorts, that's true.