AUDIENCE FOR: Sheila Hammond

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I can get you something small if you want to try it out...? Otherwise I can... see if we can find more of that jerky for you...

[they fidget a little.]

That's an option, but it's not the only option. I think you'll recognize it when you see it.

[perhaps on a sunday rather than the tuesday this audience is set on.]

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I'm willing to try it. Though, speaking of— who did that jerky come from? Everyone else's was made out of beef, except mine.

[truly hope the third option is just graverobbing, help.]

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[in an extremely tired sounding voice:]

Virgo made it.

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Aw... Thank you, Virgo! Remind me to get them something nice later.

[despite the tiny dick energy that she will soon discover]

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You're going to give them a swelled head...

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If they let it go to their head, that's a them problem.

You two don't get along, though?

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I don't think I really have the patience to deal with them when they're at their most... Virgo-like.

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Ooh, incompatible signs?

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...yeah!

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[she nods like vulpecula didn't agree to that on the spot.]

Who would you say you have the most in common with, then?

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Oh, that's a tough one...

[they hum, thinking about it.]

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Tough because you have too much in common? Or not nearly enough...?

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A little of both? I know that sounds strange... We're all really different people, but... we all ended up working here, too!

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It's not that strange. If you think about it, that's just how workplaces— uh, work.

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Yep! Certain types of people are going to be attracted to certain types of jobs.

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And diversity makes the workplace better!

Usually.

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But sometimes it doesn't?

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No one wants an asshole co-worker.

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[with feeling:]

No they do not.

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So you and I are in agreement. Assholes don't deserve representation in the workplace.

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None whatsoever!

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Now, imagine if we could get society on board with that.

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...seems unlikely to happen, but that's nice to think about.

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Yeah... At least it can live on in our imaginations.

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Guess so!