AUDIENCE FOR: Emet-Selch

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

Nope.

[ they pop the 'p'. ] Well. Sort of. Weird, but all of us got called in to meet with you guys in a dream at the same time. Crazy, huh?

[ktiseos]

Well, I've no control over what the rest of them do here. I suppose they had their own reasons they wished to speak; it isn't as if we've much contact with everyone, now.

[guestservices]

Reasons, yeah.

[ weird! ]

I hear people don't like being talked to on false pretenses.


[ this is


such a thing to say and they're completely aware of it, actually ]

[ktiseos]

Do you? How strange. I have heard something quite similar.

[it truly is such a thing to say.]

I have also heard that people dislike speaking around matters.

[guestservices]

Hmm, yeah. Can't say I've ever really had a problem with it. Tend to be pretty direct.

[ okay ]

[ktiseos]

Is that so? You do seem to be having a measure of difficulty with it, today.

[guestservices]

One gives vague answers to vague questions.

[ktiseos]

You are feeling stubborn, in other words.

[guestservices]

Aw, baby, you like it when I'm stubborn.

[ktiseos]

Do not call me 'baby'.

[guestservices]

Whoops. Too sweet, big guy? My bad.

[ C: ]

[ktiseos]

It is wholly ridiculous.

["emet-selch why does aquila call you babygirl?" "let's stop talking now"]

[guestservices]

Maybe you're a "darling" guy. Love? [ a beat. they laugh. ] Maybe 'good boy'.

[ktiseos]

[hey here's a question if this is his dream can he dream aquila is gagged for that

this is not a joke bc he snaps his fingers reflexively and tries to do exactly that.]

[guestservices]

[ help

he can try, sure! it doesn't last very long, because npcs have rights, so shadows consume aquila's form and the spell breaks after a moment. they are like unbearably smug. ]

Oh ho. [ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ] Maybe I should leave before this dream takes a turn...?

[ktiseos]

Just what are you implying-!

[STOP SAYING THESE THINGS HE IS GOING TO LOSE IT.]

[guestservices]

[ knifecat ]

I mean, hey, if you're going to gag me, at least kiss me first.





[ please stop ]

[ktiseos]

Somehow I suspect even that would fail to shut you up!

[guestservices]

[ he's so correct

aquilas having the time of his life rn ]

Maybe! Who knows, you might not want me shut up for long. I'm pretty good with this mouth of mine, big guy.

[ktiseos]

Then use it to say something useful, instead of-- of this!

[guestservices]

I'm finding this pretty useful.

[ktiseos]

That makes one of us.

[he hates this]

[guestservices]

[ they graciously wave their hand. ]

Ask your questions.

[ktiseos]

You are the one who started this diversion in the first place!

[ohhh he hates them so bad. he reaches up to rub at his face.]

Fine. Just what sort of work do you have left.

[guestservices]

[ hehe? :3c

sweetly: ] Actually, I think you started the diversion in the first place by calling me here.

[ c: ] No?