AUDIENCE FOR: Emet-Selch

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[ktiseos]

What, may I not simply speak with you.

[they get a raised brow

and a pat on the head.]

[guestservices]

Most people don't.

[



his hand passes right through their head, similarly to how yjh's sword passed through them when he tried to stab them at trial]

[ktiseos]

Mayhap that is all the more reason to do so, then.

[he actually looks kind of relieved, though, when his hand passes through them.]

-and I suppose we shall not have to worry about being-- uncomfortably close.

[guestservices]

The stupidest fucking thing is I still try to do that shit with people even though it doesn't work.

[so, like.

no.




they're still affected by this.]

[ktiseos]

It doesn't-? I admit I had first assumed you did it purposely.

[you know, to avoid being stabbed and touched.]

[guestservices]

That's just how things are.

[they shrug]

I don't fucking control it.

[ktiseos]

...how odd.

[but despite having just been told this

he cannot stop himself from trying to take their hand, though he looks appropriately exasperated with himself after trying.]

[guestservices]

[his hand passes right through theirs]

Told you so.

[ktiseos]

Does this make it difficult to perform your duties, then?

[guestservices]

No. People don't need to be able to touch me for me to do my job.

[ktiseos]

Are you able to interact with objects, then, or do you have similar difficulties?

[guestservices]

Objects are fine if I concentrate on them.

[ktiseos]

Well. Not as trying as it could be, then, if it does not hinder you fully.

[guestservices]

[they huff.]

It's fucking awkward when people realize, though. But at least it's mostly stopped people from trying to attack me.

[ktiseos]

Only mostly...?

I suppose some truly cannot help but try their luck.

[guestservices]

[they are giving off exhausted vibes]

Only mostly.

[ktiseos]

They still do not understand you simply have a job to do?

[guestservices]

[they just.



laugh.]

[ktiseos]

...fair enough. I know not what else I expected.

[guestservices]

You're a really fucking volatile group of bastards.

[ktiseos]

So we are. It makes some of them difficult to deal with at best.

[guestservices]

You don't fucking say.

[ktiseos]

[a pause, before:]

Who do you find the most difficult?

[he's curious, okay.]

[guestservices]

Hahahaha, there's way too many of you to pick from!

[ktiseos]

Fully half of our number, then? Fewer?