[virgo appears out of shadows, a handful of french fries - which they shove under their veil and eat - in one hand and the cootie catcher made from notepad paper in the other.]
Tell you what: if we do this and the thing says 'yes', then I won't bother you again this week. But if it says 'no' I'm going to bother you every single day.
[He'll laugh and offer the cootie catcher back to Virgo to look at. BTW the answers, going from 1 to 8, are yes, no, definitely, not a chance, probably, don't count on it, odds are good, and hell no.]
What, by reading your mind or something? That's not something I can do even with my demon powers.
[And while Virgo is very predictable at this point, Rin is just a touch too honest to make a weighted cootie catcher to force the answers he wants to give them.]
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week 3, monday
The fuck is this?
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It's a cootie catcher! You've never seen one before? If you use it right it'll answer a 'yes or no' question for you.
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But why did you send it to me? What am I supposed to do with it?
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It's something fun to do, that's why! Plus I haven't been giving you guys tips and I felt kinda bad about that.
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Tch. [...] What the fuck do you want, then.
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[tosses the cootie catcher at him
that's a yes, apparently? they haven't bailed.]
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Okay, first off you need to ask a question that can be answered with 'yes' or 'no'.
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[rude.]
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Tell you what: if we do this and the thing says 'yes', then I won't bother you again this week. But if it says 'no' I'm going to bother you every single day.
Now pick a color.
[Red, Blue, Green, or Yellow.]
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...green.
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he does the fwippy thing, and now the numbers 1, 2, 5, and 6 are showing.]
Pick a number.
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Five.
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Okay, pick another number.
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Coincidentally, Virgo can see the results for three at the same time, and three said 'definitely'.]
Guess I'll be seeing you every day this week then.
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[they are staring.]
You cheated somehow!
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It's a piece of paper, how am I gonna cheat?
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You must have known somehow what I would pick!!
[...or not.]
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[And while Virgo is very predictable at this point, Rin is just a touch too honest to make a weighted cootie catcher to force the answers he wants to give them.]
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