AUDIENCE FOR: Kaeya

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

Guess you'll have to find one then, huh?

I can get my own alcohol, you know!

[callalilies]

Sure, but the company doesn't come with that alcohol.

[guestservices]

Oh, so the tip here's your company, huh? Big ego.

[ they sound very amused so maybe that's not a problem. ]

[callalilies]

My presence is a present unto itself, I've been told.

[ by grandmas and young, influential knights, it's fine no one needs to know the source of these testimonials ]

But if it's a trinket you truly want, you'll have to wait until next time, unless you see something on me you want now.

[ he does have many shinies. ]

[guestservices]

[ im gomen my notifs. my cyoa ]

Ohhh, you're gonna definitely need proof for that one.

[ they laugh, though, and wave their hand. ] And, c'mon, you think I'm the kind of bird to take the stuff off your back?

[callalilies]

[ your cyoa, aquila ]

I'd certainly like to find out what kind of bird you are.

[ besides you got a trinket anyways. ]

Thoroughly appreciated all the same.

[guestservices]

[ primly: ]

I'm an eagle.

[callalilies]

I meant under the veil, Aquila, but touché.

[guestservices]

You always try to undress everyone you meet? Or am I just special?

[ j

joking? it sounds like they might be batting their metaphorical lashes. ]

[callalilies]

[ lol ]

Not everyone, that's just indecent.

[guestservices]

You seem like a pretty indecent guy.

[callalilies]

Just a bit.

[guestservices]

Yeah. I noticed, considering we had to see your bare ass on the cameras the other day.

[callalilies]

It's called stress relief.

[ im ashamed of him, mods, i'm sorry. it's just two gingers with this man. ]

[guestservices]

[ was it even a ginger ]

This isn't the fuck station, y'know! If you screw up my hot tub, I'll kill you myself.

[callalilies]

[ wow omg ok that's true if we're talking about the hot tub i'm crying ]

It was a little fun, it won't mess up your tub. Relax, Eagle.

[guestservices]

Uh-huh.

[ they lift their hand, point to their eyes (presumably) and point to kaeya. ] I'm watching. Eagle eyes, you know.