AUDIENCE FOR: Yuri Leclerc

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

[ they sniff. ]

I have a sensitive palate.

[ashenvaliant]

You're p i c k y.

[guestservices]

[ lmao ]

I fail to see why that's a bad thing.

[ashenvaliant]

Depends on what you're being picky about. Taste in partners? Go for it. Food? As long as you're not starving, that's the main thing. Don't you think?

[guestservices]

Hmmmm. I've been in situations where I've eaten the worst of the worst with little complaints. But in a place where starvation isn't exactly on the table, considering the multitudes of options... Being a little picky means that I have high compliments for the things I enjoy.

[ a little flirty on the end there. terrible. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ terrible. u slut. your boyfriend is here. ]

You could always be a little adventurous. Or just take the veggies off your burger. That's an option too.

[ he flicks the top of their head. ]

[guestservices]

[ my boyfriend is dead

anyway ] I guess. [ this is said overdramatically. they pick a random burger off of the menu to order, prodding at it. ] That one, then.

[ashenvaliant]

[ the other one ]

Get the fries too, they're pretty good.

[guestservices]

[ :thonk:... ]

Are you going to feed them to me? [ unbelievable ]

[ashenvaliant]

I'm not sure I can find your mouth under there.

[ your veil, aquila. your marriage veil. ]

[guestservices]

[ they click their tongue. tsk tsk. ]

Tragic. Order that too, then. Let's sit.

[ashenvaliant]

Such tragedy.

[ he'll order the food. delicious. i like how this thread is still happening and in a few days yuri will find a wholeass head in here. ]