AUDIENCE FOR: Yuri Leclerc

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[ashenvaliant]

[ she can do whatever she wants forever. ]

It's, uh... what was the name? Glamrock shake? Sham.. rock shake? It had big pictures like it was being really marketed to everyone, so...

[ he holds it out to her. ]

I can avert my gaze so you can have a sip.

[guestservices]

[you are SO SURE this is a she!!!]

I see... oh, you don't have to look away! That's what straws are for.

[the straw slips right under their veil! sip, sip...]

Oh... it tastes like mint! That's pretty good. [THEY TAKE ANOTHER SIP WOW THIS ISN'T YOUR DRINK, VULPECULA. but then they have the good grace to hand it back.] Enjoying the new locations, then?

[ashenvaliant]

[ yeah britt i am also it'll be funnier if i'm showing spoon levels of confidence when i'm wrong ]

Yeah it's... an interesting taste? I like it. [ mint things... ] After weeks of no sun-- well, longer technically we didn't exactly have sunlight on the station? This place is a delight. Even if it is fake.

[guestservices]

[they tilt their head to one side...]

Longer? But I thought you went back to Fódlan after you were done at the station?

[ashenvaliant]

It wasn't for long. And a lot of it was spent navigating the thorny ground that is a war suddenly ended, so I didn't have much chance to soak up the sun.

[guestservices]

I guess not...

[they look up at the "sunlight".]

...only a little longer, now. Checkout is coming up. Keep doing what you've been doing, and you'll see the sun for real soon enough, Yuri.

[ashenvaliant]

... Yeah, but will the others? You know the ones I mean.

[guestservices]

[there is a long pause at that, and then a sigh.]

...it's as the contract says.

[ashenvaliant]

... Hm. If things went according to plan I'd be robot fuel in a pod right now. I guess we'll see what happens.

[guestservices]

I guess you will.

[stares up at the fake sunlight]

[ashenvaliant]

[ he nudges her. ]

I don't plan on dying either way. And I'm excessively stubborn.

[guestservices]

[they nudge him back]

Some people would say excessive stubbornness is a flaw, you know!

[ashenvaliant]

Double edged blade. A flaw, yet also a strength. I lean more to strength.

[guestservices]

Good.

[ashenvaliant]

A relief to hear?

[guestservices]

...I'm hotel staff, I don't have any reason to be relieved.

[ashenvaliant]

But it would make it more interesting if I was stubborn all the way to the end. More entertaining, even.

[guestservices]

Maybe! You know what the contract says about what kind of entertainment the boss likes...

[ashenvaliant]

Well we are suffering and struggling constantly, so he must be at least semi content.

[guestservices]

This isn't really something he talks to me about. As long as you're keeping the contract in mind, though, you'll have some idea of what he expects.

[ashenvaliant]

It's difficult to forget the contract, don't worry.

[guestservices]

[they sigh]

....sorry. This isn't a great topic for conversation.

[ashenvaliant]

[ belatedly, i think it would be really funny if sqx is in their male form here and every time i've gone she you've been going tee hee but either way they are yuri's favourite windmaster ]

No, but it's a difficult one to avoid. It does kinda hang over our heads in a much less pleasant way than the sun here.

[guestservices]

[that would be funny, wouldn't it]

That's true. Still, it's - it's what we all have to work with. So. [they shrug] ...let's change the subject!

[ashenvaliant]

[ spinkicks you ]

Sure. Worker's choice.