AUDIENCE FOR: Yuri Leclerc

[guestservices]

Comments

[guestservices]

probably best not to do this over text leclerc
where would you like to meet?

[ashenvaliant]

the uh... store? the new place with all the food. i'm already there, so.

[guestservices]

that is
extremely va
oh
ok
see ya

[and a few moments later when yuri turns a corner, he will come face to face with aquarius.]

So...you actually want it?

[ashenvaliant]

extremely va?

[ he's probably holding some pocky. i don't make the rules. ]

Mm. I think so. From... what I've been able to figure out I'm pretty sure it was used to kill Kaeya. And maybe it would be a good way to either secure my hostage or provide myself with a little self defence.

[guestservices]

[they lean against a shelf, arms loosely over their chest and thinking this over.]

Not the most conventional means of defense, but it's unexpected. And effective. [there's a nod...]

Fine. If you're absolutely sure, I'll give you a task for it.

[ashenvaliant]

It’s subtle. I don’t think I’ll be leaving a hickey behind as evidence if I do use it. Unless someone’s trying to kill me first.

[ he nods. ]

Alright then. What do I need to do?

[guestservices]

[watches gmail never give me this notif.]

We'll see. You might change your mind later, I don't know what you guys do. [but they think before there's a short nod.]

Okay. So for your task...convince three people that a really ridiculous or really embarrassing lie about yourself is completely true. You have to then maintain it for the whole day. Do that, it's yours.

[ashenvaliant]

[ gmail.... ]

I haven't been leaving hickies, if that's what you mean. If I get attacked, a simple, angry bite should do it.

[ closes my eyes. ]

... [ he sighs. ] Individuals or a group of three at once? [ now i have to think up a good lie, hmmm ]

[guestservices]

Um...individual, I think. That's probably easier than trying to sell it to a whole crowd. [is it.]

[ashenvaliant]

Three individuals it is then. No cheating, no foul play, no making it harder or easier for myself.

[guestservices]

Now you've got it. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

[ashenvaliant]

[ he sighs. ]

I could always convince someone my hair isn’t naturally this colour. [ terrible. the shame of it all. ] I’ll think of something.

[guestservices]

An easy sell, but likely to fall through because of the color of your eyebrows. [they wave a hand.] You'll do fine. People tend to believe anything with enough conviction.

[ashenvaliant]

Exactly that. Even my hair colour being fake. I'll have to try it and see. I'll come up with some alternatives though.

[guestservices]

You can be creative about it at least. But looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

[ashenvaliant]

[ very seriously ]

My hair is going grey long before its time. I have to dye it to maintain my youthful appearance.

[ he winks. i hate him, personally. ]

[guestservices]

See? I almost believed that. [they do seem slightly amused at least.]

[ashenvaliant]

Ah, but you have insider knowledge.

[guestservices]

Which means it's bound to work on people who aren't as in-the-know as I am, right?

[ashenvaliant]

Exactly. So, I think I have a worthy lie in the bag.

[guestservices]

You might wanna come up with a back-up just in case though. Some people are way less gullible.

[ashenvaliant]

I'll rattle some ideas around, don't worry.

[ says becks as yuri, knowing she'll probably lie face down ]