AUDIENCE FOR: Yuri Leclerc

[guestservices]

Comments

[guestservices]

[it is a nice tie...]

Precisely that. [but they tilt their head to that.]

I imagine a shop would get rather dull if its wares remained consistently the same, but that's simply my opinion.

[ashenvaliant]

[ look at the time and nods. ]

Nothing to be said about supply and demand? [ ahh. ] All right, I’ll assume once it’s gone it’s gone here as well. [ me waking up and seeing the rabbit foot gone and sweating. ]

Where do you even source these things from? There’s some pretty unique items there.

[guestservices]

That's likely a good assumption, Mister Leclerc.

[but they fold their arms over their chest at that.]

You may have to speak to logistics if you wish to know, well, the logistics, but our hotel operates and has partnered with different vendors.

[ashenvaliant]

[ hmmm. ]

Vendors.

[ he stares at the ceiling. ]

Aside from the part where we commit murder, you're really all committed to making this a true hotel experience aren't you?

[guestservices]

A hotel should be comfortable for the duration of a guest's stay, don't you agree? And in that same vein, a stay should not stagnate.

[ashenvaliant]

Does that explain the… typewriter thing that happened before you all showed up? And that time Lup and Sheila met a dancing chicken?

[guestservices]

The typewriters were an addition to help facilitate conversation amongst all of you, yes. I'm...not sure how to explain the chicken, however.

[ashenvaliant]

Or the skull in the pool, huh?

[guestservices]

[. . .]

Also unexplainable, I'm afraid.

[ashenvaliant]

Incomprehensible, or breaking some kind of gag order?

[guestservices]

Completely incomprehensible. But I digress.

[ashenvaliant]

Good to know no one knows what's really going on around here most of the time.

[guestservices]

The hotel has its whims, just like any other place. Did your station not often have its own things that occurred without warning?

[ashenvaliant]

You do realise that doesn't mean we knew what was going on for ages, or liked it.

[guestservices]

I am aware. However, you will find that is likely the case in this hotel as well. My apologies.

[ashenvaliant]

Colour me surprised, Gemini.

[ he sighs. ]

Well, thanks anyway for the information.

[guestservices]

As you wish. What else did you need?

[ashenvaliant]

I think that's everything for the moment. I should go and look over those room service menus with a finer toothed comb anyway.

[guestservices]

Best of luck with your research, Mister Leclerc.

[goodbye yuri.]