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Well I mean...how often do you deal with people coming back from the dead?

Like... In that specific way, or in general?

[what the fuck]

In general. [sighs.] My point is that it's not normal, so obviously it makes people think it might be difficult.

[duh.]

It did take him, like, two months to find those stupid keys.

To be completely fair to him...he's a bear. Two months is pretty good if you consider that fact.

Yes, but he was a talking bear. It's not like he was a regular bear.

[somewhere in the hypmic world, principal bear sneezes.]

But did he have thumbs?

I fail to see how that's—

[...]

Oh. I get it. [another pause.] You know, I don't think I ever really looked at his hands?

I'm just saying! It might be something to take into consideration. Don't be too hard on him.

Well, luckily, he isn't here to make sad bear sounds when everyone gets mad at him.

How could anyone even resist sad bear sounds?

Fairly easily, as it turns out.

Terrible. Heartless. How could anyone be so cruel?

[now it's just obvious they're fucking around by this point.]