AUDIENCE FOR: Rupert

[guestservices]

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[agleam]

Alright.

[...]

What did you want to talk about instead, then?

[guestservices]

...you could tell me about your time in the dirt. I heard you had to get unearthed yesterday.

[agleam]

Ah... Yeah, I did.

[...]

Is there anything in particular you want to know?

[guestservices]

I mean mostly, like, are you okay? That sounds pretty unpleasant.

[agleam]

Oh, yeah, I'm peachy. It's exactly how everyone wants to start their day.

[it's dry, but he isn't angry at the question, either. after a moment:]

...I'm just glad I was alright in the end. When I woke up and it was still dark, I kind of assumed the worst was going to happen?

[guestservices]

Nothing says good morning like a mouthful of dead dirt, yeah. [just as dry.]

It's probably jarring not to know where you are and not being where you remember. I don't think anyone would blame you for assuming the worst.

[agleam]

I'm not too concerned with whether people would blame me for how I reacted to it... I'm more interested in stopping it from happening in the first place.

[...]

But I have no idea where to start with that, so.

[guestservices]

Yeah...there's all sorts of weird stuff in the hotel. I don't even know where to start half the time, and I work here.