AUDIENCE FOR: Rupert

[guestservices]

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[guestservices]

I think maybe you should spend a little less time worrying about us...

[agleam]

Don't tell me what to do!

[he does not sound upset at all when he says this]

[guestservices]

[oh, rupert.]

I'm hotel staff! I can do what I want.

[they don't sound too serious, though.]

[agleam]

[gasps, but it's pretty clearly joking, as is the next thing he says]

I thought you were here to make sure our stay is pleasant.

[guestservices]

[sweetly:]

I am. And it will be more pleasant if you do as I say.

[agleam]

Well, unfortunately, I can't just turn off the part of me that's going to worry about pretty much everyone, so.

[guestservices]

[they sigh]

It's sweet of you to be worried about other people, but you're really going to worry yourself sick at this rate.

[agleam]

[brightly]

Nope, I have boundless energy when it comes to caring.

[guestservices]

It is really hard to know how to deal with you when you're being this insistently nice.

[agleam]

I would say I'm sorry but I think we both know that isn't true.

[guestservices]

[they sigh heavily.]

[agleam]

Is it going to help if I promise I won't burn myself out?

[guestservices]

That depends. Will you actually keep that promise, or will you pretend you're fine even if you're not?

[agleam]

I'm surprised it doesn't mention in your file thing how exhausting I think it is when people do that.

[guestservices]

Yeah, but people can be hypocrites.

[agleam]

...Was that an insult?

[guestservices]

I'm just saying. Just because you find something exhausting in someone else, doesn't mean you're not going to do it yourself.

[agleam]

Okay, but I don't do it! I talk about my problems.

[guestservices]

You'd have less problems to talk about if you stopped making everyone else's problems your problems, you know...

[agleam]

I think another word for that is friendship, which is something I happen to enjoy a lot.

[guestservices]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

[agleam]

Yeah, that's about what I expected.

[guestservices]

You've got expectations of me already, huh?

[agleam]

We've talked several times, I don't think that's weird.

[guestservices]

If you say so...