[yeah i bet you'd know something about being a totally modest elf, aquila]
oh okay fuck this is my c+ in linguistics coming back to haunt me
you are entitled to an hour break and also 15 minutes every like four hours or something i'm a wizard not a lawyer you should definitely sue the all powerful overlord that is apparently just a little like the uwu that runs the hotel
you got it hahaha good job would probably help if we could actually talk to you guys beyond just the typewriters so i could say it for you, but hey capitalism, you called it? busy birds.
uhhhh dunno how to sue someone, or something? the concept of something. doesn't matter shit's gotta get done, anyway i dont mind working hard. that's how we got you guys out of the lobby, working our tails off.
you keep talking about how hard you are working and listen i don't doubt that is true but i have been in your position and you are really milking it here
i can't believe youre accusing me of milking it! i'd never milk a thing in my life maybe it's just nice to have somebody else to talk to, huh?
made your rooms. well made em the way they are, anyway you got people in your group that are really huge and people that have weird taste that shit takes time to gather
the fantasy what oh, the fiery guy with the hair thought that was a portrait of your inner self or something hahaha
he is about a hundred fucking feet tall look if i were you i'd just get into it when he's not looking if you're pressed act like you're asleep. be really cute about it. bet you he won't be able to move you. though
kidding im not gonna do that that'd be fuckin weird i already had to see way more than i wanted from somebody else and you guys havent even been here a week
that's foul hahaha they're all bark and no bite so don't worry about it too much put up a big front, you know? hahaha
and yeah i bet you are! me too. just sometimes makes you get more than you bargained for like someone's bare ass in your face when you're just trying to work guess i can't blame em, everybody copes differently
don't tell me to be nice to the vore enthusiast i won't do it
also FUCK i didnt even notice i was so lost in the suace SAUCE im putting this typewriter in a bathtub and putting a hairdryer in there im so sick of this
you kinda seem like the person who hears someone tell you do something and immediately does the opposite just gettin that kinda feeling im just sayin, you never know! too much human eating around this place and the other places if you ask me that number should be zero
anyway typewriters don't move so no luck there for you either could be worse? could be writing letters by candlelight!
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oh okay
fuck this is my c+ in linguistics coming back to haunt me
you are entitled to an hour break and also 15 minutes every like four hours
or something i'm a wizard not a lawyer
you should definitely sue the all powerful overlord that is apparently just a little like the uwu that runs the hotel
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you got it hahaha good job
would probably help if we could actually talk to you guys beyond just the typewriters so i could say it for you, but hey
capitalism, you called it? busy birds.
uhhhh
dunno how to sue someone, or
something? the concept of something.
doesn't matter
shit's gotta get done, anyway
i dont mind working hard.
that's how we got you guys out of the lobby, working our tails off.
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i have been in your position and you are really milking it here
what did you do to get us out of the lobby
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i'd never milk a thing in my life
maybe it's just nice to have somebody else to talk to, huh?
made your rooms. well
made em the way they are, anyway
you got people in your group that are really huge
and people that have weird taste
that shit takes time to gather
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anyway i don't believe you you are full of shit from one bullshitter to another
oh thats why you guys were asking if our rooms were nice
thanks for the fantasy guy fieri poster that was dope
also can you believe emet selch has a bed that big and refuses to let me sleep in it
what is he hogging all that bed space for
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the fantasy what
oh, the fiery guy with the hair
thought that was a portrait of your inner self or something
hahaha
he is about a hundred fucking feet tall
look
if i were you i'd just get into it when he's not looking if you're pressed
act like you're asleep. be really cute about it. bet you he won't be able to move you.
though
don't you also have a giant bed
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thats different
[she doesn't want to talk about what her inner self looks like goodbye]
see now i'm going to try that
it worked on older him
also yes! i do! but it is more FUN to steal other people's beds!
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yeah?
bet it'll work on this one too
seems like a big softie if you ask me, but that's just from
vibes.
now, see, i like you! hahahaha
way more fun, you're right
lemme know how it goes, yeah?
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anyway
we'll see if i tell you about my bedscapades
it's not like you can't spy on us anyway right
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thats bold
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kidding
im not gonna do that that'd be fuckin weird
i already had to see way more than i wanted from somebody else and you guys havent even been here a week
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thanks appreciate it
who is fucking
we are in a murder hotel
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must've been virgo
anyway, that's what i thought, too!
but that's my gossip to know and yours to hopefully never find out!
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rping about vore and eating people
i'll find out eventually
i'm good at being nosy
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they're all bark and no bite so don't worry about it too much
put up a big front, you know? hahaha
and yeah i bet you are!
me too. just sometimes makes you get more than you bargained for like someone's bare ass in your face when you're just trying to work
guess i can't blame em, everybody copes differently
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theres something about them that really just makes me want to push them down in the mud
look i aint kinkshaming
you do what you have to to make it through
but also ive been too busy having my ass handed to me by horror doors to do the do
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they might need a little less mud pushing than you think
not too much though
hahaha
you're a poet, did you know it?
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also FUCK i didnt even notice i was so
lost in the suace SAUCE
im putting this typewriter in a bathtub and putting a hairdryer in there im so sick of this
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just gettin that kinda feeling
im just sayin, you never know!
too much human eating around this place and the other places if you ask me
that number should be zero
anyway
typewriters don't move so no luck there for you either
could be worse? could be writing letters by candlelight!