AUDIENCE FOR: Lup

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mostly void, partially stars.

❤

Comments

[evocationary]

[LMAO virgo please.]

Oh, please, don't even start with me, I know it was the best steak you've ever had! I made it.

Come on.

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...tch.

[they don't contradict her, and will follow.]

[evocationary]

[she gets to the kitchen, and then starts cooking... kind of.]

How raw do you want this thing?

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[



there is a long, long pause.]

Lightly seared.

[evocationary]

[she makes a bit of a face, but does, in fact, light sear this meat. it's like, barely cooked. it is still mooing.

and then she puts it on a plate and slides it over to them.]

Here you go, you animal.

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[



they stuff the steak under their veil. chomp chomp.]

F'nks.

[DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL?]

[evocationary]

[no, no. lup also talks with her mouth full. she's not judging.]

Yeesh. Really going at it, huh. So uh, how's your stay going?

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[they




start laughing]

[evocationary]

You are such a weirdo. Answer me like a real boy and not a push to talk action figure.

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It's going so well all I can do is laugh! Hahahahahahaha!

[evocationary]

[throws a wooden spoon at them]

Quit it.

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[the wooden spoon passes right through them]

Don't like the sound of people laughing?

[evocationary]

I don't like the sound of you laughing.

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Tch.

[evocationary]

Don't "tch" me. I just fed you.

So what, you're the kind of person who enjoys this whole thing?

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That's what you think?

[evocationary]

It's what I'm asking. Feel free to say no, it's not.

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What did it mean when you guys laughed where you came from?

[evocationary]

Nothing good, usually. You could just say you're not having a good time.

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Hahahahahahaha!

[evocationary]

[a huge, heavy sigh.]

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DoyoureallythinkIcantalkabouthowthingssuckwhenthebossmightbelistening HAHAHAHAHA!