OOC INTRO

[guestservices]

Hey hey!! Welcome everybody!!

We've all been rattling the bars of our cages in the discord server for a little while, but the time has finally come. Use this post to introduce yourself, tell us a little about your character if you want, your best method of contact and anything else you want to share! Keep in mind that the server is where general game announcements and mod announcements will end up (along with trials), but we recommend listing your plurks or personal discords as well for friending, PC calls, etc.

We are extremely excited for you to step into our suite dream and make yourself at home. Get ready to party on Friday, June 3rd, at 3 PM PST! See you there!

Comments

[shaft]

hewwo! it's a spoon, bring claude from seasonality C: he's super excited to be here and make friends!


funny enough, this is essentially what he ended up doing to manwol 8( but feel free to add me on mortify!

[evocationary]

that screenshot was me at the end of the game me like FUCKIN HELLO!!!

anyway climbs on claude let's be friends

[shaft]

holds your hands WE'RE GONNA BE GREMLINS

i'm sorry he is this way

[evocationary]

yESSSSSS

i'm not sorry in the least

[unsaid]

i was at fanime and i was thinking about claude and i was like "i simply cannot believe the number of crimes we are going to have to see this man commit against manwol all game"

[shaft]

the way yaywon said this to me literally yesterday why do you have so little faith

[unsaid]

what did you censor out what did yaywon say i'm shaking

[unrecked]

he did what to manwol now

[shaft]

HE DISAPPEARED... they're not divorced sorry we can't ship anna i know you were gunning for it

[unrecked]

SHUT UP I CAN'T STAND YOU!!! I CAME TO KILL YOU FOR BREAKING MANWOL'S HEART YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[callalilies]

claude.... your divorce....!?!??!?!?!?!? but also excited to hear about all of claude's escapades /opens my arms

[shaft]

it's okay he makes it work... (doubt)

swings you!! yeah i hope kaeya recounts all of his kissventures... especially as the new ones unfold

[malewife]

ah yes kaeya and claude in the same game competing who has the biggest kiss crimes

[shaft]

why would you say this claude is not a slut

[malewife]

you don't need to be a slut to have kiss crimes

[ashenvaliant]

spinkicks you

also stop, his manwol

[shaft]

he really left his manwol behind 😔

but hehehe canonmates...

[ashenvaliant]

kisses claude while manwol can't stop hi-- no. i love manwol too much. ("what about claude?") who

heheheh canonmates...

[philandery]

true story i was scrolling up and down this page like oh i wonder where spoon's intro is 🤔 (finds it half an hour later)

[shaft]

you simply do not perceive me

[philandery]

the disappearing spoon... (originally published July 12, 2010)

[classmate]

grabs the shaft

[shaft]

someone help

[wisterin]

holds claude at swordpoint

[shaft]

this is so hostile?