there are a few banging noises from one of the coffins in the cemetery on this fine morning, before the lid pops off and the person inside sits up! because i'm feeling nice, all his cyoa injuries along with everything else he sustained in the last few days have been healed. good for him and his two eyes. he's immediately using those eyes to just kind of squint into the distance for a few seconds.]
What...? Where's...
[sometimes you were very drugged at the time of your death and you need a second to successfully piece everything together, please hold. after those seconds pass and he remembers enough to realize where this probably is, he just kind of drags his hands down his face and then groans.]
w4 sunday before shenanigans
there are a few banging noises from one of the coffins in the cemetery on this fine morning, before the lid pops off and the person inside sits up! because i'm feeling nice, all his cyoa injuries along with everything else he sustained in the last few days have been healed. good for him and his two eyes. he's immediately using those eyes to just kind of squint into the distance for a few seconds.]
What...? Where's...
[sometimes you were very drugged at the time of your death and you need a second to successfully piece everything together, please hold. after those seconds pass and he remembers enough to realize where this probably is, he just kind of drags his hands down his face and then groans.]
Ohhhh, everyone's going to be so mad...
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