[ and so begins our absolutely insane plan . . . on this, the friday so many of our sluts died . . . and a tree prude.
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-On Friday, Bucky is donating his metal arm to the cause of capturing Qi Rong. He will detach it and the group will cover the arm in meat that is ground up and marinated in the poison concoction they’ve made from all of the flowers in the garden.
- Blood donors Souji, Hope, Rupert and Kaeya will mix it with their blood so it’s more of a realistic nasty limb experience and to also cover the scent of the poison by drowning it out with something Qi Rong is hungry for (also they bleed less altogether if they split it up). They will quickly bandage up afterwards with some scraps of cloth.
- We will put the meat arm in a loosely dug grave in the Cemetery for Qi Rong to find. Zuko will stand by in hiding with part of Sieghart’s sword, the blade covered in poison, to get a surprise stab in on Qi Rong while he’s eating.
- Sieghart will create a pincer-approach to stab Qi Rong with the other half of his blade whether Qi Rong tries to dodge the attack or not. Souji will also be back up to make sure Zuko and Sieghart doesn’t get mcmurdered immediately and they will flee if Qi Rong is showing signs that he is unaffected by the poison or the stabs.
- If Qi Rong does not fall to the poison meat arm or the poison stab, they are going to introduce Plan #2, AKA a decoy plus a trap (perhaps this will also help the poison hustle through his system by getting him running around). Alphinaud will dart in dressed as Virgo and incite Qi Rong to follow him (he won’t speak, just be like /!\ and run). The costume is made from pinned sheets and with plant dye that Kazunari has been working on throughout the week to make it look as realistic as possible.
- Alphi!Virgo will lead Qi Rong on a merry-slash-terrifying chase towards Hope! Hope meanwhile, is going to rig up a spring-loaded trap with teeth (like a bear trap), capable of being reset if need be. Unfortunately, Andie is mean and as Hope is setting up his trap, he loses an eye (which he will grab as he runs away with Alphinaud) while also leaving blood behind.
- The trap releasing and scent of blood will ideally help coax Qi Rong towards it while Alphinaud is being chased towards Hope. Hope’s trap is set up by the garage where the car is prepped and ready to NYOOM. Bucky is hiding inside of said car, prepared to run him over. Inside the car to help send Qi Rong off, are Kaeya, Souji (who is dragging Sieghart and Zuko along assuming they don’t die in the stab heist), and Clementine! VRM VRM!!!!! They will drive the car right into him and run him over.
- Once Qi Rong is thoroughly down and out (whether it’s dead or knocked out, according to this team, preferably the former) we are going to loot him for everything he has including the key we have been looking for. Then we’ll tie him the fuck up and stuff his stupid body in the basement and lock him up again. We’ll also gag him so he can’t bite or anything if he somehow is still alive after all this. ]
PLAN TO OUST THE STINKY MAN FROM OUR GY
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-On Friday, Bucky is donating his metal arm to the cause of capturing Qi Rong. He will detach it and the group will cover the arm in meat that is ground up and marinated in the poison concoction they’ve made from all of the flowers in the garden.
- Blood donors Souji, Hope, Rupert and Kaeya will mix it with their blood so it’s more of a realistic nasty limb experience and to also cover the scent of the poison by drowning it out with something Qi Rong is hungry for (also they bleed less altogether if they split it up). They will quickly bandage up afterwards with some scraps of cloth.
- We will put the meat arm in a loosely dug grave in the Cemetery for Qi Rong to find. Zuko will stand by in hiding with part of Sieghart’s sword, the blade covered in poison, to get a surprise stab in on Qi Rong while he’s eating.
- Sieghart will create a pincer-approach to stab Qi Rong with the other half of his blade whether Qi Rong tries to dodge the attack or not. Souji will also be back up to make sure Zuko and Sieghart doesn’t get mcmurdered immediately and they will flee if Qi Rong is showing signs that he is unaffected by the poison or the stabs.
- If Qi Rong does not fall to the poison meat arm or the poison stab, they are going to introduce Plan #2, AKA a decoy plus a trap (perhaps this will also help the poison hustle through his system by getting him running around). Alphinaud will dart in dressed as Virgo and incite Qi Rong to follow him (he won’t speak, just be like /!\ and run). The costume is made from pinned sheets and with plant dye that Kazunari has been working on throughout the week to make it look as realistic as possible.
- Alphi!Virgo will lead Qi Rong on a merry-slash-terrifying chase towards Hope! Hope meanwhile, is going to rig up a spring-loaded trap with teeth (like a bear trap), capable of being reset if need be. Unfortunately, Andie is mean and as Hope is setting up his trap, he loses an eye (which he will grab as he runs away with Alphinaud) while also leaving blood behind.
- The trap releasing and scent of blood will ideally help coax Qi Rong towards it while Alphinaud is being chased towards Hope. Hope’s trap is set up by the garage where the car is prepped and ready to NYOOM. Bucky is hiding inside of said car, prepared to run him over. Inside the car to help send Qi Rong off, are Kaeya, Souji (who is dragging Sieghart and Zuko along assuming they don’t die in the stab heist), and Clementine! VRM VRM!!!!! They will drive the car right into him and run him over.
- Once Qi Rong is thoroughly down and out (whether it’s dead or knocked out, according to this team, preferably the former) we are going to loot him for everything he has including the key we have been looking for. Then we’ll tie him the fuck up and stuff his stupid body in the basement and lock him up again. We’ll also gag him so he can’t bite or anything if he somehow is still alive after all this. ]