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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote2022-07-11 08:16 am
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GRAVEYARD.






GRAVEYARD


Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

...to be super dead. No, did you think you were getting a funeral? Sorry.

When you wake up, no matter how you died, you'll find yourself all in one piece, inside of a fairly large box that upon further inspection may in fact be a coffin. However, throwing the lid off isn't too difficult, and as you step out of your own grave, you'll find yourself standing in a cemetery behind a large mansion, where an iron gate stands between you and the entrance. Thankfully, the moment you approach, dirty and tired as you are, the gate swings open, and you're allowed immediate entrance into the mansion.

The mansion itself is a little dusty, and the furnishings are vintage at best, but... hey, it's home. Why don't you explore a little?




FIRST FLOOR.

★ On the first floor is a parlor and sitting area. On one of the tables is a phone, which as of Week 3, Saturday has a dial tone and can be used to contact hotel staff. In addition to that is a kitchen stocked with food - not to mention a large wine cellar full to the bursting with every kind of wine you could imagine. Vintage!

★ Walking down a long hallway, you'll find a laundry room with a washbin and a washboard, a few closets full of dusty old clothes, a large library, and an ornate dining room with a crystal chandelier.

Of note, the dining room in particular has a very tall wall of what look like portraits to one side. If you walk closer, however, you may notice that the portraits are moving - and appear to actually be holding black and white images of your friends (and enemies?) back in the hotel, so you can monitor their activities. That's nice! There are record players set up beneath the portraits, which come with blank records set in there already; if you turn them on while the blank records are set there, you will be able to hear what is being said by the people in the portraits.

★ At the very end of the first floor hallway is another door - it is locked up tight with a padlock, and has a message painted on it.... Don't dead? Inside here is the basement that the dead locked Qi Rong into on Friday of Week 5. In theory you might be able to take the key from someone and go in, since it hasn't been returned to Virgo; inside here is a dark, dank basement illuminated by a lantern giving off a dim green glow. There are barrels of stale water and sour wine, boxes containing stale crackers, extremely questionable jerky, and other rotted foodstuffs, and... uh... there are some unpleasant-looking rats skittering around. Icky. In practice, why would you want to? Just keep it locked.

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SECOND FLOOR.

★ On the second floor of the mansion is a series of bedrooms. Just like the hotel, you'll find a room already booked with your name on a nameplate on the door - and a portrait of yourself, as well as your hostage, hanging just above the nameplate. The inside of the rooms are simple - a bed with red covers, a desk with a typewriter, and a small bathroom with a toilet and a clawfoot tub. Provided that you didn't give your belongings away, you'll find all of them on your bed, waiting for you upon your arrival. This includes tickets (so long as they weren't looted from your body and used to pay for hints) and other things that may have been evidence in your case but belonged to you beforehand.

★ A dumbwaiter sits at the end of the hallway of bedrooms. Inside of it is a typewriter, and a space where there once sat a golden bell labeled as Virgo's; however, the bell is currently missing. An unlabeled bell sits to the side of it. A small sign above the dumbwaiter says: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT STAFF BY LEAVING A MESSAGE. VIRGO MAY ALSO BE SENT A TIP AND RUNG. PULL THE LEVER TO PRESS SEND. - STAFF

It seems you can reach out to the hotel staff by leaving a message or ringing the bell, though your options are limited for the latter. Sure enough, a lever in the wall next to the dumbwaiter is currently set to the "down" position. Push it to "up" and watch your message disappear.

★ Beside the dumbwaiter is one last bedroom. This room is marked with a plaque that says "Dream Suite", and has several familiar constellations decorating the door. Occasionally, when you ring the bell by the dumbwaiter while thinking of a member of Hotel Staff on the living side, the corresponding constellation on the door will light up, and you'll feel as though you should walk in. Inside, there is a line of comfortable beds. Lie down in one, and you'll have a dreamlike "in person" audience with the NPC you had attempted to contact.


OUTDOORS.

★ Outside of the mansion is a small garage. The ground here is worn down and thin, and you can almost make out what look like railroad tracks embedded in the dirt. Inside of the garage is a rattly old car that moves along those little railroad tracks, from the garage to the mansion front, and then back all the way around to the cemetery.

★ On the grounds, there is a garden full of flowers. There are also the remnants of gardening supplies and supplies to package and send bouquets, but none of these supplies are in useable condition now.

★ A "bumper cars" rink has been made by clearing out all of the rocks, weeds and grass in a sizeable area. There are some small slopes and dips, and a bumper barrier along the outside of the rink which was made by piling up compacted dead leaves from the graveyard. There are two "cars": laundry baskets that have rudimentary jar lid wheels with ladle axles and nails stolen from a dining room chair. They have been padded with some old clothing, like that will save anyone. Since we don't have electricity in hell, each "car" has one paddle made from tree branches broken down into the appropriate size, presumably used to push the cars around.

★ The cemetery where you first awaken is a direct copy of the cemetery outside of the hotel - right down to the placement of statues, mausoleums, and the creepy atmosphere. Your grave remains after you wake up in it, in case you want to take a dirt nap.

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highestheim: (pic#15725495)

[personal profile] highestheim 2022-07-18 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
H-hey!

[ he is being MANHANDLED but also he is not doing anything to fight them off so :T ]
highestheim: (pic#2535627)

[personal profile] highestheim 2022-07-18 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ RUPERT YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME ]
frostythehitman: (fine but I WON'T LIKE IT)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-07-18 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. We haven't been able to figure out what it means.
cuedoves: (We'll have you washed and dried)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-07-18 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
....Hey.


[ sup sylvain. ]
philandery: (pic#15159543)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Where in the hotel is this place, anyway...

[ he's math lady meme'ing the metaphysics of it ]

Makes sense, with how difficult it's been to get a hold of anyone here.

[ sylvain says that like he didn't realize pretty recently that you even could ]
cuedoves: (Into a silk purse)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-07-18 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ why is this fuck sleeping ]

.... Hey. Wake up.

[ he's not gonna touch him because zuko is a light and fighty sleeper he's just being annoying from a safe distance ]
cuedoves: (Into a silk purse)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-07-18 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I got an RSVP from Estelle.

[ holds it up before i forget ]
highestheim: (pic#15744990)

[personal profile] highestheim 2022-07-18 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that. It's more that I'm not exactly a fan of contributing more to the spectacle we're being forced to participate in.
philandery: (pic#15159495)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ jokingly, ] I like tea, but not that much.

—But it's definitely best enjoyed with company. [ he smiles and takes a sip (it's good!) ]

...I'll have to try this blend more often. We don't have this, where I'm from.
frostythehitman: (confused but kinda smug about it)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-07-18 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's taste you're after...then yeah, it might not hurt to ask.
philandery: (pic#15159460)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah. I've got something as well—the furby. [ ........ ] Not sure how helpful it'll be, but you can use it to make someone confess any non-murder related sins for an hour.
philandery: (pic#15159531)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

As much as I can, yeah. You...?
callalilies: (❄️ nya?)

[personal profile] callalilies 2022-07-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's that ugly thing...!

But also pretty useful.
philandery: (pic#15159541)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just means it wasn't a very good joke. ...I'm glad to see your [ human flesh ] arm's fixed up. [ and the rest of him i'm presuming! ]
callalilies: (❄️ huff.)

[personal profile] callalilies 2022-07-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. Had to land on my feet a little quickly last week, but it worked out well.

[ he pulls his hand away very carefully. ]

So much for putting you to work, but that's alright... may we speak in private later?
philandery: (pic#15159435)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, yeah... Can't say we had a very good time.

[ kazu manages to coax a smile back to sylvain's face, at least! ]

But you're right. Thanks.
illomened: (oh?)

[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-18 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
That part, I'm not entirely certain... We could very well be on an unreached floor, I suppose?

[Considering some doors on some floors lead to entirely different gotdam dimensions and all. SWEET SYLVAIN THOUGH, HELP.]

Oh - yes... When Tsurumaru-san called us, he said that you were all getting a bit worried since you hadn't heard from anyone yet. That was about two weeks ago now? Before you found the mailroom with our letters.
illomened: ((*´ー`))

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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-18 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[That just has him laughing a little in turn.]

Really? I know many people who drink cups and cups every day! Though I suppose green tea is quite different from other blends...

[The rest of that has his expression brightening, though.]

Do you enjoy it? It's green tea - very common in my country.
cuedoves: (I'm not meant to play this part)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-07-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wonder if if we can use it to figure out what's happening to the corpses.
philandery: (pic#15159544)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey yourself.

[ sylvain gives him a sort of lopsided smile ]

...I didn't realize you knew Hilda.
philandery: (pic#15159463)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
If you think that one's ugly, just wait until you see the one I got from Thursday up close...

[ spoilers: sylvain arrived to the gy with. 2 furbies. ]
philandery: (pic#15159435)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Depends. In order to use it, you have to whisper the name of the person you're tryna target into its ear. So if we want to try it on... say, someone anonymous [ COUGH STAFF MEMBERS COUGH ], we may not be able to.

Haven't tested it though, so who knows.
illomened: (this is my word)

[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-18 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, wonderful! Good to know that it got here safely.
philandery: (pic#15159542)

[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it was pretty eventful.

[ ... ]

...Yeah, of course.
callalilies: webtoon. (❄️ suggestion.)

[personal profile] callalilies 2022-07-18 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Other than the ones you all dragged in with you on your return?

[ he saw that. ]