[The child's expression implies he might want to argue, but he decides not to, since he doesn't want Sieghart to spend any energy arguing.
He won't be going first, though. He's going to wait until Sieghart goes first, like he thinks he'll actually be able to do anything at all to help if this wholeass adult man goes slip-sliding off the rocks. It's fine.
Anyway, i aki feel like being a merciful god, so even with that ABYSMAL roll, Sieghart will be able to cross with a lot of difficulty, but without losing his head. His leg is going to be in some fierce pain by the time he nearly gets to the other side, and he's going to feel the onset of some mild vertigo. Still, he's keeping purchase on the slippery rocks.
But right before he's able to jump off and onto dry land again, an enormous salmon the size of his whole torso leaps out of the water and flop-crashes into the side of his head.]
[Between the salmon and the vertigo, his body stands no chance. His legs attempt to keep him upright, but the rock on which he stands is slippery. The salmon bodies Sieghart into the water right at the finish line.
He hates everything. Sieghart sputters and, ignoring the salmon in favor of air, splashes upright and throws himself onto land.]
[There's a little squawking sound of surprise from the child as Sieghart just gets wholeass bodied by the salmon, and he hops quickly onto the last few rocks so he can reach this drowned rat as he drags himself out of the water.]
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He won't be going first, though. He's going to wait until Sieghart goes first, like he thinks he'll actually be able to do anything at all to help if this wholeass adult man goes slip-sliding off the rocks. It's fine.
Anyway, i aki feel like being a merciful god, so even with that ABYSMAL roll, Sieghart will be able to cross with a lot of difficulty, but without losing his head. His leg is going to be in some fierce pain by the time he nearly gets to the other side, and he's going to feel the onset of some mild vertigo. Still, he's keeping purchase on the slippery rocks.
But right before he's able to jump off and onto dry land again, an enormous salmon the size of his whole torso leaps out of the water and flop-crashes into the side of his head.]
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[Between the salmon and the vertigo, his body stands no chance. His legs attempt to keep him upright, but the rock on which he stands is slippery. The salmon bodies Sieghart into the water right at the finish line.
He hates everything. Sieghart sputters and, ignoring the salmon in favor of air, splashes upright and throws himself onto land.]
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Si-san! Why do animals hate you...
[WHY INDEED.
Anyway, as Sieghart is pulling himself onto land, he might notice a shape bobbing on the water in the distance...]