[ I was mostly joking but this really is a GNG bear, wow. Incredible.
Fortunately I rolled a fifteen... will his luck hold after rolling two ones... anyway he manages to avoid getting swiped by huge-ass bear claws, making a spinny spin around the bear's back. Hopefully the sound will confuse it some along with the attempted stabbing??? He's glad he stocked up on those bayonets earlier so he won't be missing that one that he threw into the bear's head. ]
Fucking shit, we just can't catch a break!
[ He'll like. Grab onto the back of the cart, hop on it like those people do with train cars in them movies, catching it as the cart starts rattling forward. Let's get outta here dudes!! ]
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Fortunately I rolled a fifteen... will his luck hold after rolling two ones... anyway he manages to avoid getting swiped by huge-ass bear claws, making a spinny spin around the bear's back. Hopefully the sound will confuse it some along with the attempted stabbing??? He's glad he stocked up on those bayonets earlier so he won't be missing that one that he threw into the bear's head. ]
Fucking shit, we just can't catch a break!
[ He'll like. Grab onto the back of the cart, hop on it like those people do with train cars in them movies, catching it as the cart starts rattling forward. Let's get outta here dudes!! ]