What better way to memorialize a very spectacular occasion, right?? It's not like I have the capabilities to capture the moment forever in a gif after all.
[ there's a long pause as she just Looks at them. the OR IS THERE goes unsaid ]
No. [flatly.] Okay, what about putting it on like...I don't know, a luggage cart. It's off the floor and they have to look at it. Or you can make a sign from the typewriters and stick it to the door to celebrate their newfound love or whatever.
[they pointedly ignored literally everything once they saw who was involved, rip.]
It probably won't last for that long. You'd have to ask whoever did this to them, if this is something that was actually done to them. Maybe there were just some underlying feelings there all along.
they just...kind of nod along. you know what. this doesn't totally involve them, so sure!]
I'll make you a deal. You pull that part off, I'll hide in the wings and push a dining cart with the cake on it. Nobody has to know where it came from, and it'll be our secret. Everybody wins.
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she presents one CONGRATS ON THE
SEXSHIP cake design. strikeout absolutely included. ]For the lovebirds!
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a very blank stare for a while. or she can imagine that given their veil.]
...really?
[they sound so incredulous why.]
Too bad you can't just leave it outside their doors. With the way this week's going, maybe they wouldn't even notice where it came from.
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[ stepping on cake sounds awful even as a prank ]
What better way to memorialize a very spectacular occasion, right?? It's not like I have the capabilities to capture the moment forever in a gif after all.
[ there's a long pause as she just Looks at them. the OR IS THERE goes unsaid ]
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Tch!
[ but she hums for a moment ]
Any clue on if it'll wear off by then? Cause if this snowballs into Sylvian trying to feed them cake I'm gonna put him directly into it.
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Not a fan of him?
[they pointedly ignored literally everything once they saw who was involved, rip.]
It probably won't last for that long. You'd have to ask whoever did this to them, if this is something that was actually done to them. Maybe there were just some underlying feelings there all along.
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[ rip their friendship points ]
And I guess no clue on that either. [ ugh!!! ] I guess setting it up in the lobby for everyone to stumble upon works too........
[ ... ! ]
Do we have party toots?!
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Here. Maybe it's worth making the most of it until then.
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Perfect! So do you think if I toot one in the lobby, gather everyone around, you could have the cake appear?!
[ chaos....! on the mingly 2! ]
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they just...kind of nod along. you know what. this doesn't totally involve them, so sure!]
I'll make you a deal. You pull that part off, I'll hide in the wings and push a dining cart with the cake on it. Nobody has to know where it came from, and it'll be our secret. Everybody wins.