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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-04 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jesus fuck there it is.

yuri does immediately stop and gives the anaesthetist a flat, and deeply unimpressed look. ]


Why in the hell is my patient gasping, and jerking on the gurney?

[ he will not be carving right now, hang in there sheila-not-sheila. ]
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is above his paygrade actually. knocks her out with the b*ble-- no. ]

Well, someone's getting fired today. Unless they get back in the theatre in the next few seconds that is.

[ ANAESTHESIOLOGIST.

he'll whip out some gauze to stem any bloodflow for the moment and make Signifiant Eyes at this Sheila who isn't Sheila and he definitely doesn't know.

what the fuck is right, ma'am. ]
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ welp. ]

You're supposed to be unconscious, having open heart surgery. Although seeing as the anaesthesiologist has apparently gone missing...

[ he may need to stitch her up and see if they can't get the fuck out of this room? ]
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
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...

I would say it's incredibly poor form and poor medicine to be aware of this and not adjust anything to lower the patient's risk of burning off the anaesthetic entirely.

[ he pinches his nose slightly. ]

Did you get written consent? Please tell me you got written consent for this, not just hearsay from the patient and her husband.
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-04 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ help i've been sat here doing the math lady meme for ages

he'd said it himself, hadn't he? "there's a life at the end of your scalpel", "if you forget that, then why are you a surgeon in the first place? ]


The patient is clearly distressed, and I wonder why. [ that's not a legit question, that's sarcasm, tired green haired man. ] Consent form. Now.

And at least give her something for any pain and to calm her, for godsakes. I shouldn't have to be rechecking paperwork and basic medical protocols that should be done properly before surgery while in the operating theatre.
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-07-05 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ good that the peanut gallery is enjoy the show. yuri doesn't feel like he's having a good time. there's a consent form, signed and written and that should be all that's needed.

but it feels off. and wrong. hallucinations? so heavy and real they bypass anaesthesia?

he's never seen it before. there's a patient on the end of this -- a patient who doesn't want this surgery, knows his name and calls him in such a familiar way, but there's a chart, and health issue and a duty as a surgeon to help. to protect and heal. ]


Make sure she's fully under. I will not put her through the distress of waking up to a knife to the skin again, thank you very much.